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Plate Etiquette

I did not know this.

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

defendrey

a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe

discoursedrome

here’s an infohazard for you: I always remember that this silverware code exists when I’m eating at a nice restaurant but I can never remember what it is so I’m always paranoid that I’m telling the waiter to get fucked without knowing it

ranma-official

life hack: ask for enough additional forks that you can spell out THE CHEF IS A BITCH

Their believers were, and are, sure their god exists too. So you’re probably just wrong.

takashi0

Epic post brah, I tip my fedora to you.

switch-up-snowfox

“Their believers were, and are, sure their god exists too. So you’re probably just wrong.” where exactly did “your just wrong” follow from?

takashi0

Same place it always does with anti-theists: their jupiter-sized arrogance.

lordpatiii

How would you prefer this be made, what form of this argument would you accept that you would not discount as smug.

lostsoup-deactivated20181105

Disrespect for law and order is a disease that stunts the growth of societies

lordpatiii

Not all growth is good or desirable

space-age-babe

Hey guys I’m making a melon alignment chart if anyone has suggestions or contributions please let me know

lordpatiii

Vin Diesel, pit bull

jimkerk

miles and keiko o’brien are pleased to announce the birth of their son,

picturesofatsukokagari

EVERYONE THAT LOVES ATSUKO KAGARI REBLOG THIS RN

whiterosequeen74-deactivated201

I love Akko

unfortunatesun

moderndaywarriorsawyer

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

modelinterrupted

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

angeluslorelei-deactivated20181

Alright money Tubbs hook me up!

rakhma-agape-ahavah

This is my gofundme. Please help me. Please share it. I feel like the pain in my teeth is going to make me crazy. With my family history I know the best thing to do is to just get rid of them all and have false teeth put in. Every one of my female relatives has been happier and healthier with false teeth. My mother tried to keep hers and was miserable for decades. I don’t want to follow in her shoes.

mikeneedsadrink-deactivated2020

Boosting, dental pain is the worst.

neilcicierega

HERE’S MY PLAN TO PROMOTE CONDOM USE:

1. Create a cartoon, aimed at young children, where all the characters are adorable talking condoms. The cartoon is otherwise completely innocent and non-sexual, focusing on positive messages of friendship and caring.

2.

3. Now a bunch of grown men wanna fuck condoms

izhmash-deactivated20181213

it’s that time again lads. i’m going on a trip to new york city next week and i need weird photos to airdrop people on the flight and in the airport. nothing explicit, just strange. reblog this post with your submissions