Not Exactly Therapy

Dependant Rose Lalonde RP blog for Colonystuck! M!A: Invisible Girl (Permanent!), Terror's Will (Permanent!),

[loremrisus]

What's good 😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEM8ER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit 8y the fireplace with some hot COCKL8TE 🍆if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 8ack 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 8ack 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a 8AD JINGLE 8ELL 8ITCH 🔥🙌

I know who’s not getting a gift this year.

[downtowndelinquent-deactivated2]

First of all.

I will admit I am new to this social networking affair. I prefer my conversations to usually be in person, or communicated by vocal cords and phone lines.

But time moves on, as does methods of communication. So I will open this account, and keep it updated, so that I may have the personal satisfaction of not being left behind by the youth I may need to keep an eye on.

[kadabura]

My friend and I had a really important discussion about The Shape of Water. 

[loremrisus]

caligulouslyantiquated:

my name is precisely a lack of a name i am a prince nameless because i lost the right to wwear that crowwn but by all means go ahead an get a chuckle

It’s quite difficult to communicate chuckling through text without looking like an idiot. So I won’t.

I will say, you have about as much edge as the other Amporas I know.

[loremrisus]

caligulouslyantiquated:

your emphasis is unappreciated id prefer makin my owwn impression than lettin my alternates do the job for me different livves make for different outlooks

Okay, your point is made. I’ll erase all of my previous assumptions, and let you start fresh.

Your name is still hilarious.

[loremrisus]

caligulouslyantiquated:

i could say the same a you bein a lalonde is there somethin so incredible about it

No, no, nothing incredible. I just know a few. They’re helpful for giving me an extra judge on your character, Prince.

[loremrisus]

caligulouslyantiquated:

large wwould be correct by your standards my name is prince ampora wwho might you be

Rose Lalonde, pleasure to meet you.

Wait, Ampora? Oh my god, that’s incredible.

[caliginouslyantiquated-blog]

@loremrisus started following you

hello there little human

[loremrisus]

Greetings, large troll.

I’m assuming large, of course. But since you called me little, I can assume it’s not a blind guess.

[loremrisus]

shachathabrah replied to your post “Dark tumblr, show me the forbidden shitposts.”

what if like ten just showed up on your kitchen table

I would assume they’re Dave’s.

[loremrisus]

Dark tumblr, show me the forbidden shitposts.

[loremrisus]

Today’s dash discussion: Sex toys.

[loremrisus]

What a relaxing few days, no crisis whatsoever.

[enygmass]

[loremrisus]

see-the-invisible:

[pvt]

Look you see this fine stretch of land.

Look at how she displays herself ever so perfectly for me.

Now that is how you grab the reaction out of a man that says, “Damn that’s a fine stretch of land.”

However, no, her seduction tactics have failed.

I will not kiss the dirt.

[pvt]

Don’t ever change, brother.

[loremrisus]

see-the-invisible:

[pvt]

California is being enjoyed the fuck out of.

She is such a nice gal being all straight and forward with me.

Unfortunately though I’m going to have to turn down her seducing charms and fret for a moment.

Omg omg omg my little sister is gonna get accosted by a vaguely threatening space chess man.

[pvt]

If anybody’s getting accosted, it’ll be him. Do you think vaguely threatening space chess man would follow Freud’s theories? Their heads can’t be that different from ours if I can understand what he’s typing.

Go back to macking on a coastal area of a land mass.

[loremrisus]

@succinctlysevered

[pvt]

[coords.txt]

I’m sure this is a well-thought-out decision.

[loremrisus]

@see-the-invisible

A vaguely threatening space chess man wants to come over for candy. Is this alright, and can I get our space coordinates.

[cyber-nova]

This is strangely concerning to me to be fair. Although I’m sure Derrick is there and would threaten to carve him like a thanksgiving turkey should he attempt anything. He is at least good at doing that.

[pvt]

[coordinates.txt]

[loremrisus]

[pvt]

Thank you, brother. Trust me, I can handle myself, even if this guy decides to flip off the handle.

Also, he may have one of my side blogs, so this will be somewhat awkward if he brings that up.

Enjoy California, don’t worry about me.