Instead of counting sheep to fall asleep I have decided to count all of Lore's Atrocities ™
1. Mass murder by feeding an entire planet to a Space Snowflake
2. Lying about being younger than Data for no reason other than to sow chaos
3. Poisoning his lil baby brother's champagne
4. Kicking his lil baby brother in the head for giggles
5. Singing that potato song, his eyes glittering with madness
6. Beating the shit out of Worf in the elevator
7. Lighting Beverly's sweater on fire while she was in it
8. Tried to feed a whole spaceship to the Space Snowflake
9. Gifted his lil baby brother a secondhand face twitch
10. Caused a Scene in a cargo bay
11. Wore an outfit made entirely of oven mitts
12. Wore an even worse outfit with Enormous Tittypads and a Heinous Ass
13. Stole his lil baby brother's clothes and probably got pit stains on them
14. Stole his lil baby brother's clothes AGAIN and made him wear the oven mitt outfit
15. Went wild with a pair of chopsticks
16. Insisted his ancient decrepit father was "not dying" and "looked fine" and then promptly killed him by YEETING him into a shelf
17. Stole his lil baby brother's emotions
18. Kidnapped his lil baby brother
19. Used his Nasty Fingernail Trick to make his lil baby brother think killing was Good and Fun
20. The Nasty Fingernail Trick really should count as it's own crime
21. Y'know what make it two crimes, he did it at least twice anyway
22. Made up a rude (but true) limerick about his dad
26. Mass Murder Part Two: Electric Boogaloo
The man was only in THREE EPISODES say what u will about Lore but my boy got shit DONE
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