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What are some words like pretty to call men? Coz some men are uncomfortable with the feminisation of the word pretty but it feels like the most accurate and I hate the word handsome

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Missing Harry Potter Fic

OK so I'm trying to find a fic I read a while back but I don't know what I read it on (it was probably either wattpad or fan fiction.net although it could have been ao3).

In this fic I remember that it was set post-battle-of-Hogwarts and I remember that Lupin was still alive and working there.

I don't remember much except I think there was a male Herbology teacher (perhaps not a teacher but he was always at the school) that Neville really liked and got along with. It turned out he'd been dead almost the whole time and stored in the greenhouse all waterbloated and stuff and someone (might have been a lestrange or a carrow bit I can't remember because I'm mixing fics) had been taking polyjuice to look like him.

Throughout the story Harry keeps falling through trap doors and secret passageways and stuff and Lupin explains that they were put in as like emergency things but they weren't done yet and they shouldn't be able to be opened yet.

The imposter had been trying to kill Harry the whole time and it was very likely a drarry fic.

If anyone knows this fic please comment it below and if you don't please share it around because it's driving me crazy trying to remember it.

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I’m reading another fic and something reminded me of this one and I still can’t find it, if anyone knows it pls share

I was talking with my friend who is a guy about walking alone at night and he said to put on headphones to block out sounds and I was like ???? No?? That is the worst idea, then I wrote out everything I could remember being taught as a female for safety and this is it

“You’re best off having a knife on you at all times, possibly other weapons, if you don’t have any have your keys and keep them between your fingers like wolverine claws. Check your shadows, you don’t want to give away that you know are being followed and looking directly at an attacker will alert them that you know. If there are big crowds stick in them but you want to avoid smaller crowds especially if they appear to all be in the same group. Approaching your car check underneath and unlock from a distance and get straight in, if you can get into your car without your feet getting to close to it do that because someone could try to slash your Achilles’ tendon. If something is on your windshield don’t get out/stop to check it because people put things there to keep you outside your car for longer. If someone is in your back seat when you get in go as fast as you can and hit into something, your airbags should save you and in all likelihood they aren’t wearing a seatbelt. If you have an iPhone and you click your lock button 5 times an emergency SOS button appears if you click that it sends your location to the police and you don’t have to speak, it’s also very fast. Phone calls can help, it’s good to have code words like for example most of my female friends know if I’m on the phone with them and I tell them there is ********* ***** ** ** **** (sorry, I told him the code but I don’t want to share it here make your own but I don’t want my code being something the whole world including potential attackers know) then it means I’m being followed and then they’ll ask me yes or no questions about my location and should they call the police. If someone approaches you usually you can gather from how they walk and talk as well as their build and stature whether to ignore or just give them what they want in hopes they leave. If you are in a room with someone and are in danger you can call the police and order a pizza, they will as you yes or no questions and trace your call as well as avoid turning sirens on when they arrive to avoid alerting the other people in the room. When alone walk fast, avoid eye contact and keep your phone out but make sure you aren’t constantly looking at it coz you need to be aware of surroundings, I messaged people a lot while I was out tonight so anyone approaching would know I had easy access to my phone and therefore police and other people. Also keep your ears out for people; voices, footsteps, etc. I have an app called life 360 on my phone that allows my parents and sister to track me and other stuff. Always tell someone where you are going before you leave alone. Then there’s the keeping a hand over your drink trick or using things with lids to avoid being spiked, the most common date rape drug is rohypnol which makes your drink taste salty so keep that in mind when drinking. If using an Uber or taxi check that the door isn’t child locked before getting in. If you hear your hose running outside and you know you turned it off don’t go check it and if you aren’t sure if you turned it off don’t check at night, wait til morning, people turn them on to lure people outside. Lock your door the second you get into your house or car, don’t sit in your car, drive straight away. There are also clothing and style tips like: don’t where provocative clothing which pisses me off more than the others but is true, don’t wear flashy jewellery, keep your bag close to your body so people are less likely to think of you as a target coz they won’t think they can get away easily, shorter hair is less grabbable and therefore less likely to make you a target and there’s a bunch more that I can’t think of right now. This is just what I was taught, you may have been told different things but yeah...

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I saw the post about walking in grass,. It reminded me of a time I was at the park and saw a sign that said “Beware of land bees.” I mocked it, walked in the area, then got stung by a land bee. My friend scolded me, then had to pull the stinger out of my ankle. & if that isn’t just a Reddie moment right there, I’m not sure what is.

This is legitimately peak Reddie 👍

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WTF is a land bee?! Are there sea bees??? I'm really confused.

I already posted this but I deleted it because my sister went and found it through a really complex stalking process.

Anyway

I read fan fiction in public (we all do, don't even try to deny it) and I never used to wear glasses, like I've always been supposed to but I only recently started wearing them all the time. My little sister has started sitting in front of me when im using my phone and staring at me and I've realised she reads what I'm doing through the reflection in my glasses.

So far she has told me to click the blue circle. The circle being talked about was for a dating app and if I clicked it I would have been saying I was a top.

She's told me to swipe on certain people on the same dating app.

She's caught me reading fan fiction.

Probably more but none as important as those.

After I last posted this someone commented that she was too powerful and I told her "someone on tumblr called you 'too powerful'" and she went apeshit trying to get me to show her what I'd said about her. She then found my twitter, which she doesn't follow and found a post about my tumblr and then found my post. I now have a second twitter, deleted the tweet, changed my username on tumblr, temporarily privatised everything (until I thought she wouldn't be able to find me again) and deleted the post about her, so hopefully she doesn't find this again.

#tumblr #twitter #stalking #glasses #fan fiction #fan fic #fanfic #au #smut

I did it again… I started reading a fic that's incomplete and told myself it's fine and that I won't get attached despite knowing I do every time.

#fic #fan fic #fanfic #fanfiction #fan fiction #au #it #reddie fic #sixteen weeks #fandom

I'm sure many people have talked about this but like… I'm still so pissed off that Pennywise says "you wouldn't want anyone to pick truth" because like……… does he understand how the game works??!! Other people don't pick what you do!

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Adventures in playing charades (but not actually charades because we're lazy so we just describe things without saying the words) with my family in isolation now that I've moved back in for quarantine.

1. My sister had 'Kreacher' as her word in a Harry Potter category. I said "a house elf, but not Dobby, the Black one." My sister got it and proceeded to tell me that Kreacher is not black and that I'm racist. I MEANT HE'S A SERVANT FOR THE HOUSE OF BLACK.

2. My mum was giving me clues for the category 'heroes and villains'. She said "Oh! I think she's a blue girl in Guardians of the Galaxy!" She isn't much of a Marvel/DC fan so I was very proud. I answered 'Nebula', she said no. I said "Gamora? She's green", she said no and tried a different approach… "If something sticks to metal it's…" "Magnetic?". At this point I realised what she was saying and lost my shit laughing causing me to fail out of the rest of the round as I laughed. She continued by saying "add another letter to that". I eventually managed to ask "Do you mean magneto???", she said "Yeah! Who's that then?" Ma'am, did you just call magneto the blue girl from GotG?

Will try to update if I have more.

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To be fair I know the first ones on me but had I been talking about Dobby and said "The Malfoy one" it would have been obvious and I didn't even belong to the Malfoy's for the majority of the books.

Adventures in playing charades (but not actually charades because we're lazy so we just describe things without saying the words) with my family in isolation now that I've moved back in for quarantine.

1. My sister had 'Kreacher' as her word in a Harry Potter category. I said "a house elf, but not Dobby, the Black one." My sister got it and proceeded to tell me that Kreacher is not black and that I'm racist. I MEANT HE'S A SERVANT FOR THE HOUSE OF BLACK.

2. My mum was giving me clues for the category 'heroes and villains'. She said "Oh! I think she's a blue girl in Guardians of the Galaxy!" She isn't much of a Marvel/DC fan so I was very proud. I answered 'Nebula', she said no. I said "Gamora? She's green", she said no and tried a different approach… "If something sticks to metal it's…" "Magnetic?". At this point I realised what she was saying and lost my shit laughing causing me to fail out of the rest of the round as I laughed. She continued by saying "add another letter to that". I eventually managed to ask "Do you mean magneto???", she said "Yeah! Who's that then?" Ma'am, did you just call magneto the blue girl from GotG?

Will try to update if I have more.