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[ollikiwi]

Forgot the word dysphoria and called it "titty depression"

[kaijuno]

[vibewars]

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[evilkakyoin]

ppl take blocking so seriously. i block ppl every day. ppl ive never interacted with. they make a dumb comment on someone elses post and i block em. prevent any future encounters!

[recaption]

[danger]

[catchymemes]

[wern]

man this is weird but imagine being an ancient doctor who believes in humours etc and surgery doesn't exist but you perform the first legit autopsy to learn about anatomy and you're like.. wtf there's like objects in here and shit

[insertgirlname]

“wtf there’s like objects in here and shit”

- Andreas Vesalius, 1543

[politedemon]

youtube as a corporation may be evil but i do appreciate the thousands of people who upload guides and instructions and recipes and workouts for free. like they don’t even get paid unless they have over a certain amount of subscribers but they do it anyway so dumbasses like me can search ‘how to dice an onion’ and get thousands of videos with simple visual instructions and only like half of them are from big companies

[sailorbrazil]

good evening everyone lets get this bread

[fuckuforeverandeverwearedone-de]

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[goldshame-deactivated20220216]

speaking it into existence: I will have everything I desire by September🧿

[programmerhumour]

Schooled

[positive-memes]

Damn schooled every single one of them

[lovenotereminders]

Friendly reminder: when people say ‘as long as you tried your best’ it doesn’t mean ‘the best you could possibly have done ever’ it means ‘the best you were capable of at the time.’ Sometimes ‘trying your best’ is just getting out of bed in the morning. Just because you weren’t working yourself to the bone doesn’t mean you weren’t trying your best. 

[dreatoodope]

donatella versace, lil' kim, missy elliott & rose mcgowan|

photographed by david lachapelle for interview magazine| 2000

(rose mcgowan’s backstory about this photoshoot)

[egberts]

not to sound like an edgy emo 13 yr old child again but some punk covers of pop songs do sound way better

[anachronic-cobra]

Honestly, covers of songs in completely different genres are one of my favorite things. This one in particular is one of my favorites.

[cosmic--dragon]

B R O

[valtsv]

majoring in: blood magic

minoring in: penis curse

[yinza]

I restarted Skyrim recently and I forgot how much crap they make you go through before they let you meet Paarthurnax. And then you get up there and he’s like “but you didn’t come here to talk to an old dov.”

Buddy. Pal. Friend. That is the entire reason why I am here, let me love you.