lost clover

im here for myself

[wetheurban]

You owe it to yourself to move on and make healthier choices.

[fiercestpurpose]

Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”

[jame7t]

“Your pet would eat you if you died near it” yeah well so would a lot of people. My pet isn’t special. I give them food meal & never let them outside. Are they gonna open wet food themselves when I’m gone? Are you stupid? If I have to be the wet food to buy a little guy some time so be it. Fuck off

[annakarenina]

“As you wish” was all he ever said to her. That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “as you wish”, what he meant was “I love you”.

THE PRINCESS BRIDE — 1987, dir. Rob Reiner

+ BONUS:

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I do counted cross stitch, so I think that this building in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is amazing.  The creator’s name is Raquel Rodrigo, an artist, and designer from Valencia, Spain.

It looks like graffiti from a distance, but close up, you can see that it’s actually a cross-stitch pattern affixed to this Philadelphia Naval Yard property building.

Take a look at the detail here. It must’ve taken such a long time to achieve this stunning final effect. She covered it with wire mesh like a giant cross stitch canvas.

What a brilliant idea. 

According to the artist, she wanted to bring feminine art that has dressed homes around the world to the street. However, her idea was to use a cross-stitch pattern to do so instead of graffiti.

She now travels around the world, beautifying buildings and making various street art.

She prepares her detailed designs in advance. Then she unrolls them at the chosen location. Her desire is to bring a dash of color and creativity to the surrounding area. I wonder how long it holds up in the weather. I can’t even see where they attached the mesh. So pretty.

https://diply.com/6486018/artist-creates-massive-cross-stitch-patterns-to-graffiti-buildin

[montereybayaquarium]

What we saw:

A Dumbo octopus, Grimpoteuthis sp. photographed 11,000 feet deep in the Monterey Submarine Canyon by our colleagues at MBARi.

What the Internet saw:

“Dumbo Octopus in Boots” 

[despazito]

[despazito]

this is the only video we need in 2019

[ciphernetics]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

*posts any picture*

tumblr:

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

HONRY ON MAIN PUNISHABLE BY DEATH

[djungelskoggf]

Tumblr @ all of us

[ommanyte]

a jpeg: contains any warm-toned colour

tumblr.com:

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

How polar bears dry off. [video]

[glumshoe]

Lyft driver: “Your name, is Slavic? Me too. Bulgarian. I drive fast for you, brother.”

[glumshoe]

Now he’s waxing philosophical about the Ottoman Empire, imperialism, and human nature. “Humans? We are the most dangerous animal. Other animals, they kill when they need to. We kill when we think we need to. It is not the same.”

[glumshoe]

He just monologued about climate change and the military industrial complex, and the difficulty of having a Balkan identity when every Balkan country changes hands “every twenty years”. “Our history is getting swallowed by the biggest fish, and that fish getting swallowed by the next biggest fish, and so on.”

[glumshoe]

He had so many more gems. We compared family names, realized that his daughter shares my grandfather’s name (the feminine version), and then he started talking about The Old Country. The city where he grew up had a population of 300, and the population of his whole country could fit inside Chicago. He came here twenty years ago seeking a better life, but “everything in America is too big, the cars, the problems, the inequality”. He pointed to his phone and called it “stupid little computer” that’s meant to control his life, not to improve it, and how the world is getting steadily worse and the little people can’t do anything about it. He told me to continue my studies so that I don’t grow up to work in the service industry and can instead try to stop the concentration of power into the hands of corrupt people. Then he shrugged and said, “But who knows? Can anyone do it? I don’t know if it’s possible.”

I tipped him 25%.

[imperatorkhaleesi]

You just met an Old God

@valkyriespalkyries

[catchymemes]

A drink or two

[4gifs]

[yuzupool]

i’ve been comprimised 

[dvas-mech-deactivated20160528]

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

[jayjaysingh-deactivated20150720]

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

[kreature-ofthenight]

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

the backstory behind these is far funner than the stuff he does

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]