[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.

Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.

[lotusloserlol]

Get over yourself!!!!!!

[pansyfemme]

wanting is deeply humiliating so ive decided that i dont need anything ever again

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

all texts are risky texts if you have sufficient fear in your heart

[coolguycy]

Lowkey love the word grasp. There’s a desperation to it. You can never casually grasp something

[megan-ann-xo]

an hour of tongue kissing would solve all my problems

[achillesinhighheels]

[whyenn-reader]

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

[whyenn-reader]

stop making this post cute. it's blunt and violent. it's about humiliating needlessly cruel people not about bickering with loved ones.

[lotusloserlol]

it’s my brother’s birthday today and he’s in jailllllll

[pointnclick]

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

[khazaddoom]

His dark materials is so funny. It starts out like “oh no, my best friend is missing! Let’s go on an adventure to find him!” and two books later they’re going “let’s start a multi universal war and kill god”. And they’re twelve.

[theridervhagar]

“We’re nearing the end (of filming). We’ve got 35 shoot days left or something”

— Matt Smith

[redstonedust]

whenever i order food i get nervous that the doorbell will annoy my roommates so i turn it off temporarily and tell the delivery person to just knock. but then i get nervous i might not hear the knocking so i go sit by the front door a few minutes early to make sure i hear it. but then i get nervous that if i open the door too quickly the delivery driver will think it's weird that i was waiting there so i wait an additional 10-15 seconds before opening it and feign that i just came down the stairs. i am built normal and socially average.

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

[rlyehtaxidermist]

the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence

[thequeervampiric]

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

[fingons-rad-harp]

‘The dark night has passed, and day has come again.’

‘Auta i lómë, utúlie’n aurë!’

[iridescentoracle]

#tolkien knew what was up and what was up is the SUN motherfuckers