Lotus

20 she/her

[m0nacrose]

Also Abbylee Yuri

[queercanelady]

how it is apparently

[weirdo-certified]

day 6 - routines ☀️

a day in the life of the legal world’s greatest rivals

[brainstreams]

[feedyourdeadnametothevoidfish]

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

[anarchistmemedistro]

62 8

[technofeudalism]

[g00burr]

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

[anarchistmemedistro]

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

[byjove]

Elliot Page does not play Achilles in The Odyssey like transphobes were preemptively angry about but Homer just told me he updated the Iliad and Achilles is canonically transgender now and not just subtextually transgender like in the first draft.

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[panel2princess]

little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said

[flurgehbla]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[oakskull]

posts that make you try todays wordle

screenie under cut bc I got it :D

[what-even-is-thiss]

Okay that was odd

[happiness--for--everybody]

[call-me-zombie]

Feminism in 2012: men and women have so few differences it's stupid that we even still have gender segregation in sports.

Feminism in 2026: but if we let the big scary trans women play on the girls team how will the girls handle it? She's so scary and we could never compare with our delicate glass bones and paper skin

What the fuck happened? Who are you people and why have we backslid so far you've started believing in your own inferiority impressed on you by the patriarchy?! You can't win all of em but I guarantee having trans women on your teams won't fuckin kill you. She doesn't have a BIOLOGICAL ADVANTAGE! She's just some girl! She'll win and lose just as much as any of you and hiding behind your transphobia to say it's any different is fucked up and wrong.

[redhairandpronouns]

yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric

[ir-dr]

Day 3836 - 3 July 2026

look at my prosecutor dawg im going to jail

.//projectTiGER

[sanacibo]

oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.

[sanacibo]

[ID: Photos of an oxidized copper plate, an oxidized copper pipe, and oxidized pennies. End ID]

hello gorgeous do you come here often

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[floweringpotss]

Dance the night away

Baby, we could try to

Make the world spin slower

We could take our time and

Get to know each other over cherry wine