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TMNT: Empire City VR (2026) has no business being as funny as it is.
Nice to see the whole ninja family is insane and able to have a great time.
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Ok, so thought:
It was shown in "You Got Served" that Leo can't make something as simple as toast to save his life,
but! In the episode, it's shown that he can cook, he can at least make finger foods and pizza
And we see in TMNT 2012 in one ep Leo can cook a bit too (he makes noodles), so here's my concept:
Leo can't make simple shit to make his life because that's such a Leo thing, but he can make bigger or more complicated foods.
So imagine this.
Leo fucking burns like, crackers, sets cereal on fire, and messes up toast.
But then can make an Alfredo, or even a kaffekuchen and Mikey is fucking suffering because "HOW!?!"
Iâm sorry this is canon
Finally a Leo cooking head-canon that I can get by
Some people genuinely need the stimulation of a 12 step cooking prep meal to be able to cook. If they donât have several things going on then they canât do it because they arenât engaged enough.
(Example, my older brother who tried to make hard boiled eggs in 1 1/2 inch of water in a Pan not a pot! Yet he can barbecue and make 2 sides to go with dinner)
watched both spiderverse movies with my bestie a couple days ago and well, the fandoms do cross over
These rock!!!
"Leo's such a mother hen, I can't đđ"
I'm sorry, have you met Raph:
Look at how he stood up from the chair when Leo just cringed in disgust, my gUY HE'S FINE CHILL OUTđ
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Theyâre the rats⌠rat dads.
will die on the hill of âdead dove: do not eatâ DOES NOT MEAN âthere are various unspecified things in here that might disturb you, so be warnedâ
it means âi know the contents of this bag (a dead dove) may be upsetting, so i have labeled the outside very clearly with what is inside (a dead dove), and if you look inside, you should not be surprised to find a dead dove, because thatâs what the label very explicitly says is inside the bagâ
i realize this is a losing battle because enough people have made it mean the other thing as to make the tag totally useless, but seeing people argue over what it should mean gives me a headache because it literally could not be clearer
Whoâs your favorite turtle? And if you have a least favorite who is it?
Whoops, sorry. I didnât see this til now!
Iâm real basic, lol. Pretty much every Donny is my favorite. But Iâd say of them all? My favorite is 03 Donny. Mostly nostalgia reasons since I grew up watching the 03 show as it aired. With Rise as a close second.
If you wanted my lest favorite Donny, Iâd say 2012. Mostly because it felt like the show overplayed his crush on April without letting either character breath. That kind of negatively affected my enjoyment of both characters, but thatâs more a minor annoyance in the end.
Of All the turtles? I donât really have a least favorite overall. As my name suggests, I love all TMNT in one way or another.
I havenât seen the Mutant Mayhem movie or the shows yet though, so I canât count them. But Iâm sure I will love them just as much.
đđŚ(this emoji combo is my signature now. Too bad there isnât a barn owl emoji. That would have been more fitting. My TMNT self insert is a barn owl.)
human becoming a mutant in the 2012 TMNT series: HARK HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!!? GOD HAS FORSAKEN ME!!!!!MY LIFE IS A CURSED EXISTENCE WITH NO HOPE
human becomes mutant in ROTTMNT:
As much as most Raphs bellyache about listening to their Leos, if their Leo pulled any of them aside and said, âI need your help with something, but you canât ask any questions, you canât tell anyone about this, and afterwards we must never speak about it again.â Raph would follow him without hesitation and take whatever they were about to do to his grave.
The only reason this doesnât happen more often is that most Leos donât know how to fucking ask for help.
Had a weird, very short, dream. It was like a crossover of TMNT with Mortal Kombat. Only it was just the characters showing up and it was post apocalypse. I was friends with the TMNT and worked with the Special Forces from MK.
I had to safely infiltrate The Shredders underground bunker. I got in with a tool belt and a bunch of screws and called the bunker an OSHA violation for being so haphazardly put together. I just got went around fixing things with the screws. Even very nonchalantly talked to the Shredder while putting screws in wall plates and fencing to keep them from falling on people. Ran out of screws, some of which were tiny spy cameras, so I had to leave. Very casually tossed the screw container into a nearby trash can and did a little dance when I made it in before leaving back the way I came. Shredder and a foot ninja right behind me.
Met up with Sonya Blade on the way out of a sewer entrance that had special cages around the underground entrance. It was like those doors at some banks where you have to go out one at a time and let the door beep first. I had to ask the Shredder not to just jump the fence around it and make us look stupid on the security camera. He listened. (For some reason I had grabbed his hand when I did this? And Spock rather casually?)
We let him and a subordinate (I think it was that one girl from the 80s cartoon? Lotus or something?) out and they wondered off while I talked to Sonya about letting me handle Shredder because she had no Customer Service experience.
Only to find Shredder AND the TMNT in an old Target. The turtles were talking over a bag of spilled dog food while the Shredder was just down the aisle with a basket by the bathroom.
He was mixing some milk with dry dog food to feed a bunch of puppyâs he had in the cart. Somehow I knew the mother had gone feral and he saved the pups (somehow I knew she had already killed one). I managed to find puppy formula and convinced him to give them that instead because they were too little for the softened dry food.
We then bottle fed them together and he was really gentle with them. All with a blank face. Like he was totally unaffected, but he cradled the puppies very carefully, and talked to them very softly.
Genuinely think I might have been âBeauty and the Beastâ-ing this Dream Shredder. Seeing kindness where others were just suspicious and assuming the worst of him.
Like I said. It was obviously post apocalypse, with hardly any people. But it also seemed pretty recent, because there was still electricity and the food on shelves was still good.
I donât know, I think it was moving words a romance before I woke up. He seemed grateful I was just treating him like a person. I guess keeping his people alive during the end of the world mind have weighed on him.
Canon heights for the Turtles (couldn't figure out '87 also 2012 Raph should be slightly shorter in the Rise comparison so ignore that lol)
Am I the only one btw who gets annoyed when the 2012 & especially MM/Tales Turtles are drawn small as hell compared to their counterparts? *cough Rise cough* idk it weirdly feels like some of y'all are infantilizing them but maybe that's just me
I did a bit more digging & made some height charts that are relatively close to accurate
Leo: Rise & MM are the tallest, '87 is the shortest
Don: 2012 is the tallest, '87 is the shortest
Raph: Rise is the tallest, 2012 is the shortest
Mikey: '03 is the tallest, Rise is the shortest
Noted
he tries to punch freakin lava that will forever be funny and him and Leo get shocked in the same episode I love it
IT'S ALMOST HERE
@klickbeepboop @emichen88 and i have been working so hard to release this in august and we MADE IT!!!!!!!! (almost)
we're so excited for everyone to see all the hard work our 99 animators have put in to bring this together. thank you so much to everyone who's worked towards this, anyone who's shown even a bit of interest, and most importantly to Nickelodeon themselves for releasing the scrapped animatic đ
can't wait for this to drop on August 8th!! stay tuned!!
YASSSSSSSSS THIS IS HAPPENING!!!!
Iâll never get over how amazing and hardworking so many rise fans are.
The Lock Screen of the device youâre on right now is your therapist, how is it?
good
great
My trauma is cured!!!!
Oh no
Oh please no
*screams in fear*
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