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Are you and the real pregnant batman still in love mliege

YES I am inlove I am so God damn lesbian

Absorbing all of the period cramps of all of my followers. You're welcome, females. You're welcome, theys. You're welcome, brotherhood. Menstrating for ALL OF YOU.

loveandevendeath

I have synced with the croaker. I am one step closer on my journey of True Ascension, from mere man to a superior muppet existence. Praise be.

ozth

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

roycohn

gay men brought back 70s mustaches, lesbians brought back 80s mullets, and now straight dudes are just walking around with both thinking they stumbled onto this styling choice by accident. say the line meryl (cerulean sweater monologue but specifically about how gay culture creates taste)

untitledgoosegay

-- The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions

helsex

It's crazy and wildly unfair the types of people who will be out there with no shame over any of their behavior meanwhile I'm stuck being nauseated at myself for every very normal conversation I have with someone

cockmcstuffins

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

thedeathdeelers

all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

wexleresque

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

sabatoge-deactivated20220531

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

saltoncity

im not a girlblogger im an ADULT. im a WOMANblogger this is WOMANblogging

lakevida

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

ne-me-laissant-que-mes-regrets

[ID: A tweet from @ NebsGoodTakes that reads, "rescuing woke grok from elon's goon crypt", with a gif of two people with a robot running away attached to the post. A quote retweet from @ canned_possums reads "Knights of Guinevere". /End ID]

ichorknight

ive never played baldurs gate 3 in my life but i just woke up from a dream where astarion had a little brother named bimbles but players fucking hated bimbles bc in the game astarion would care more about bimbles than the player so ppl started uploading videos where theyd kill bimbles and a video called “900 ways to KILL bimbles in baldurs gate 3” got like 10 million views and then bc of the backlash larian studios released a patch where astarion would kill bimbles early in the game if the player asked him too but he’d do it while shaking and sobbing in total anguish and ppl started posting videos of the scene where astarion kills bimbles with titles like “baldurs gate 3’s BEST patch”

everybody-is-a-lesbian-at-heart

If this isn't something that would actually happen I don't know what it is

redstonedust

the problem with tumblr is that this is a nerd website so not enough of us know the epic highs and lows of high school football

loveandevendeath

it’s cause we’re all weird. we’re weirdos. we don’t fit in, and we don’t want to fit in. have you ever seen someone from tumblr without a stupid hat on? that’s weird

#this is another quote from the show okay #i am not actually saying this #fun fact most of the famously bad river dale lines were written by a writer who got hired due to writing semi popular sherlock fanfic #so we can thank tumblr for that