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Palestine will be free. Please help how you can: here's a masterpost. Thank you so much to @/sulfurcosmos for keeping it updated.
broke: Sakura is Tsunade and Rin, Sasuke is Orochimaru and Kakashi, and Naruto is Jiraiya and Obito
woke: Sakura is Orochimaru, Sasuke is Jiraiya and Naruto is Tsunade.
bespoke: Team 7 are all their own people and the those around them seeing them as ghosts of people they lost definitely had a negative impact on their development. Who are you when you're separated from the role you've been forced into? Who are you when you're not the demon fox, the valuable monster, the living weapon– the little ghost boy, wearing every face but your own? Who are you when you're not the reasonable one, the canon fodder, the people pleaser– the civilian-shinobi trying to fulfill both obligations? Who are you when you're not the burning avenger, the effortless prodigy, the flight risk– under the weight of your clan's legacy, a burden not made for one?
If they had to have parallels with anyone, Naruto would be Orochimaru and Sakumo (monster and failure you're called and so monster and failure you are. you sand down your sharp edges because not even home is safe for your true smile.)
Sakura would be Anko and Minato (there is something wrong with you. you're so angry, and you're so good at hiding it. you're so angry, and you're so horrible about hiding it. there are expectations and stories built up around what you are and none of them are you.)
Sasuke would be Obito (you're so full of love. bursting with it. of course you're going to try to change this ghoulish system that takes and takes and takes. of course you pull people in and then leave them.)
“fanon is so much better then canon” bestie, you literally took a complex character with personality flaws and turned him into a living stereotype.
All my essays this month are just very strange kakashi fanfictions. It is a good thing my 50 year old prof is not into that fandom . Kakashi is now Marcus
It's wild to me how much furry art I was marinated in as a child and yet I am still not a furry. "You can be!" No, I can't. I've tried so many times. It's never taken. I'm like those cis+ people but for furries.
How I think the real authors would react to their BSD counterparts:
(based on what I know and have read from them)
These are suggested for serving to recovering alcoholics, but I think they’re just fun and cool anyway? I like a fancy beverage, it doesn’t have to have booze. That cucumber Collins sounds refreshing AF
And children! Children love a fancy drink! Let them be included!
*grinds teeth* can we talk about how Sukea is able to talk about being former ANBU but Kakashi isn’t
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Hate it when I see a post in like, German with thousands of notes. What’s so funny over there in Germany. All these Germans having a good laugh without me
Der Gerät wird nie müde
Of all the Sans of all the AU's i think the most underrated and my favourite is Dream Sans by the simple fact the dude is just savage as hell and we don't aknowlegde this enough.
Like, the dude lost his brother, his home and years of his life because Nightmare have turned him into stone and even with all of this, he still trying to protect everyone around him and is possibly the one who cares the most about the other AU's. You can argue that Ink also cares but not really, he is capable of destroying all the AU's just to get what he wants (as you can see in Underverse) and he can just make them all afterwards so he's just don't care. But Dream is gonna do everything he can to protect everyone and everything just because is the right thing to do.
The man is even whiling to fight his own brother to protect anyone and he is freaking AGRESSIVE with Nightmare! Usually on those sibling rivalry stories, the good one tries to convince the bad one to come back to the light side, but Dream Sans woke up and chose violence, cause he is having none of that dialogue shit! He doesn't care if Nightmare is family or not, he's rather end him than keep it up with anymore of his bullshit! He straight up blew up holes on his brother, more than once without any sort of regret
I mean, look at his face on the start of the fight
If that isn't the face of someone who's gonna kick someone straight to hell, i don't know what it is, you can see the murderous and dissapointed look of someone who didn't want to do this, but will do it gladly, and you can tell how powerfull Dream Sans can potentially be just looking at Nightmare face
He knows he's done for it, he knows Dream is more powerfull now because of the positive emotions around him, he knows he screwed up and he knows Dream is not going to hesitate
This is not the face of mercy, this is the face of someone who can and will destroy him and leave him helpless. Nightmare likes to play with his victims, but Dream is not here to play, he's here for a job and he's gonna finish it one way or another, he didn't start this war but now is on.
That's why he's my favourite, Dream is much more than just a nice sparkly Sans, he's basically a god and an entity who is dangerous to mess up with, if Nightmare with maximun negative emotions can overtake an entire dimension, imagine what Dream can do with maximun positive emotions? He can potentially be freaking terrifying! Maybe powerfull enough to take on very big enemies like Error or the Bad Guys Sans, and the fandom just ignores it because... Nightmare is dark and grimmy and scary! But no!
Nightmare's just a punk with no motivation other than power, while Dream is out here with a tragic backstory and actual depth that could be great for a stand alone comic all about him
But no, we gotta give it for the edgy octopus 🙄
i don’t think anyone outside of Germany understands how scarring it is to hear the words “Fresh Dumbledore”. you do not know that there’s a whole generation of Germans out there who get thrown back in time upon hearing those words… war flashbacks of “wer zum Teufel ist Amanda”, “Voldemort hat einen Stein nach mir geworfen”, “SCHINKEN!” and “Ich bin alt, ich bin bald tot, aus grün mach rot. Klatsch!”… those and so many other quotes still haunt me.
you do not know that there’s a whole parallel universe in Germany where Hermione is a lesbian, Dumbledore is a gangster rapper, Gilderoy Lockhard is a porn star and everything is 100% obscene. that everyone quoted these dubs for months. that there were actual albums of Fresh Dumbledore out there that you could listen to. That there was also an album of Snape’s black metal band. Even Warner Brothers got wind of it and threatened to sue.
one woman in Germany redefined Harry Potter for countless people for years, and none of you even know.
the memory of it is burnt into my brain and I cannot escape.
"you have two daughters not my son too suguru"
"i said i just want to talk to him"
I love learning about other culture's Houseguest Protocols but I hate hate hate when they don't match up cause like
I (PNW Canadian, raised with etiquette from my old British great-grandparents) sleeping over: Can I help with dinner. Can I do the dishes. PLEASE let me do something useful. Im sorry I'm here. I can sleep on the floor it's fine. You don't need to cook for me I can go outside and drink pond water. Do you hate me
My friend (Indian, raised by entire extended family in Dubai) hosting me: Why won't you let me feed you. Do you need more coffee. Am I doing something wrong. Do you have enough blankets? I will buy you warmer clothes. Here, you can sleep in my room, I'll take the couch. Why are you crying? Oh God am I a bad host
Sans and Asgore seriously have the funniest relationship ever. Asgore is the one who made Sans want to start a sock collection, Asgore laughed for so long at one of Sans’s jokes in his stand-up comedy show in Hotland that they had to close the curtains, Sans’s best friend is Asgore’s ex-wife who hates him, Sans judges the player before they get to Asgore’s throne room and no one knows if Asgore knows about these soul judgements at all but it would be funnier if he didn’t, both of them are aware of resets, in another reality Asgore has the most awkward conversation you’ve ever seen in your life with Sans in a grocery store, Asgore is the one character that can give Sans second hand embarrassement. no other relationship is like this, this is the funniest character combination of the entire franchise
I think Sans’s depression has way more to do with not being able to go back to his old home with his old friends than just resets. Resets definitely play a big part but he doesn’t even remember them he is just aware that they happen and it must make everything feel pointless, but a huge part of the problem is definitely how much he misses his old friends…