Just a poet at heart

Just a 23 year old wanting to go back to their Tumblr days

[everythingfox]

the end lmao

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

Hey; even if all you did today is survive, I’m proud of you! Hang on!

[writing-prompt-s]

“I was hurt badly and stumbled into the emergency room…I had transformed into my true form…the humans fled in terror…except one. True to his training…he tended my wounds and saved my life. And that’s how I met your father.”

[metalgearemily]

[metalgearemily]

WHYY ARE YOU TOUCHING GOBY

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I submitted my application and resume

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

[922703]

[bingomann]

reblog for good luck

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[becausebirds]

Someone didn’t get the memo.

[averyroundbird-deactivated20160]

HE IS BABY

[mens-rights-activia]

Local Goth Kid Emerges Out of Hiding For Family Gathering

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[theinturnetexplorer]

Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book

[neonorangevelvethatchback]

“Why don’t you have a boyfriend”

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[spatscolombo-deactivated2022030]

Justin go back to your seat this is a nuclear summit not junior high study hall you can’t just sit with your crush there are assigned name tags and you are decidedly not Nigeria

[hashtagloveloses]

reblog this while you still can

[meangirlnurse]

sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment 

[meangirlnurse]

the night i posted this i couldn’t find a source and i’ve been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of fucked up fever dream or something. but no, it’s real:

[somehow-you-will]

i learned something today

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

get shreked 

I like how men tell us that periods are somehow simultaneously “not that bad” and also bad enough that we shouldn’t be allowed to hold positions of power.

[thatonechick339-deactivated2023]

This is a very important and powerful text post.

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[lovedonthate99]

The people at my school live much more amusing lives than me. I'm sitting here doing my homework and day dreaming about supernatural, while they are freaking out about drinking and how they are getting money for it. It's fairly amusing

[thoughtfullydeliciouemma-blog]

Hi Beauty Lovers! I have decided to take the cost out of looking glam this year. My company is sending $500 worth of FREE Sephora Makeup Samples to whoever is interested.

You might wonder why would we do this? lol, I certainly would. 

Our company sells a massive amount of Sephora makeup so we are more than happy to send people a generous amount of makeup samples to help them find products they enjoy.

To apply we made it as simple as possible with 3 main steps.

1. Reblog this post (helps us spread brand awareness) 

2. Go to our website Sephorasamples.com and tell us where to send your makeup samples.

3. Receive your Sephora makeup samples in the mail! :)

I promise this is 100% legit and you’ll never receive a shred of spam. (pinky promise) Stay beautiful and let us know if you enjoy your samples! ♥