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what is this cooking meme. is this a chef subculture i dont know about? a butcher subculture meme?

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you all just let me play myself like that

winjennster

File under reviews that shock the Hell out of me.

destieldrabblesdaily

This is amazing!

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kumagawa

had a dream obama and the guy who plays air guitar at the mall were about to fight and obama said “ violence for violence is the rule of beasts “ and i woke up because that was the rawest shit i ever heard

raffleupagus

I can’t fucking get over this. It has to be my favorite line of dialogue in any work of fiction in 2016

“Violence for violence is the rule of beasts” - Barack Obama

animentality

can we attribute this quote to Barack like we attributed the “you’re not homophobic you’re just an asshole” quote to morgan freeman even though he never said it

positivewlwvibes

NEWSFLASH: shockingly, gay people hang out with other gay people! so if you have one gay character, you should probably have more than one! it’s not some kind of “lone gay wolf” bullshit! more @ nine.

amortizing

I think I’m in love with him.

(via amortizing)

randomshittocheeryouup

Here are some sleeping cats to help you keep your mind off things and hopefully make you smile!

naturaekos

The best teachers are those who show you where to look, but don’t tell you what to see.

Alexandra K. Trenfor (via naturaekos)

tigerfeel

I NEVER KNEW THIS

I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”

WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME

SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE

graceebooks

are you serious british people

i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life

kakaphoe

“Quite” is British for “i don’t really care about the thing”

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mythopoeticlicense

Hold on though, because it is also The British Way to NEVER be overly enthusastic about ANYTHING (in person, at least. In private, which can include online spaces where there is a barrier of anonymity, or among friends it’s ok) no matter how much you love it.

So, you could be The Biggest Fan Ever of something, but you would only EVER actually say that you “quite like it”.

Likewise, when you have created The Most Perfect Thing Ever, “I’m quite pleased with it, really” you say as you wipe away a tear and cautiously show it, trembling, to your awed and respectful friends and associates, who will later murmur in hushed tones of your oustanding skill “they’re quite good at it, aren’t they?!”

“Quite” is also British for “I care deeply about the thing, but for social and cultural reasons I am incapable of fully expressing the depths of my emotion so I am making it sound as though I do not particularly care when oh god I really do”.

riskpig

omg that sounds so painful

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reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread

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ok ill give a headstart:

i really like leopard seals

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axolotls are p rad

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I LOVE THOSE

iridiceae

potoos look like muppets and i ove tem

roachpatrol

here’s a quokka it’s like someone decided to splice together a wallaby and a teddy bear they literally always look like a benevolent cartoon

i don’t think you can get more wholesome than that adorable lil seed-eating smiley face. they’re not even like dolphins, cute on the outside and evil on the inside. they’re herbivores about the size of a cat. there is nothing wrong with them.

spaceshipoftheseus

The Springhaas, or “irl pikachu” as it is sometimes known, is basically a rat shaped like a bunny abruptly caught in the middle of trying to evolve into a kangaroo. This is why they tend to look startled.

creaturesofnarrative

This is a dik dik. They are tiny antelopes from southern and eastern Africa–seriously so smol. With teeny hooves and teeny horns and big soulful eyes. And the name is fun to say. It comes from the alarm call that the females make. They live together in monogamous pairs.

dragonnan

Long Eared Jerboa

The adorable mash-up of a hamster, bunny, and kangaroo. Whiskers with no end, ears that put a fennec to shame, and adorability beyond measure!

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bringing this back on your dashes

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This is the paradise tree snake of southeast Asia:

Pretty, right?

But that’s not even the best part…

These guys can actually flatten out their bodies and…

FUCKING GLIDE FROM TREE TO TREE HOLY FUCK IS THAT AWESOME OR WHAT

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Ratufa indica. Look at this awesome purpley squirrel.

albertonykus

Okay, this Tumblr game looks fun for once.

Image by Richard Bartz, under CC BY-SA 2.5.

The lammergeier (Gypaetus barbatus), a bone-eating, goat-dropping dragon bird that wears makeup.

cjcroen1393

Fruit bats.

No special reason, I just like fruit bats and think they deserve more love.

teamikaruga

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Capybaras cause they’re basically really friendly rats the size of a large dog.

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Also they apparently get along with just about everyone and everything. They’re just friendly giant rats that are adorable and they deserve more love.

absolita

The honduran white bat is tiny and fluffy.

ethereal-business-cabaret

Platypus!

One of only two mammals that lay eggs, has a venomous spur, can detect electricity, and so fuckin’ weird people thought they were a hoax at first.

flo-nelja

Botos - pink river dolphins - are amazing.

When the Amazon rises, they swin amongst the trees and eat fruit.

Also, in local legends, they transform into pretty young men who seduce girls.

plasmaturian

the vaquita!!! they’re the smallest and most endangered porpoises on the planet

this is a picture of a calf but they usually grow to 140.6 cm (4.6 ft)

drellspectre-moved

leopard geckos absolutely have to be on this list!! i love them, they are my children

okase

This guy is a hoatzin, also known as a stinkbird. Because it stinks. Like really really bad. ‘Cause it solely subsides on plant matter, which it ferments in its giant crop that, combined with its short wings, make it too awkward to fly properly. It’s a stinky, useless bird that is actually doing pretty okay despite being clumsy and having a specialized diet ‘cause it smells so bad that most things don’t want to eat it. Supposedly it tastes as nasty as it smells.

Also, the babies have little claws on their wings that help them grip on branches and stuff. They fall off when they get older, but still. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT THEM. LITTLE DINOSAURS.

I love hoatzins. I love these smelly horrible babies.

lunarreverb

What a good post! Here’s Elaphodus cephalophus, aka, a Tufted Deer! Like other, boring-er deer, but with FANGS and a cool hairdo!

justabrowncoatedwench

I offer you, the highland cow!

They’re a scottish breed of cattle that come in quite the range of colors, have long wavy coats and long horns.

Also their calves look like literal stuffed animals.

dreadpiratekhan

Highland coos! So cute.

This here is a coquí (co-KEE) - it is a teensy eensy tree frog whose name comes from the incredibly loud (considering their size) sound they make. They chill out in Puerto Rico and at night they sound like a chorus of fairy car alarms going off.