when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.
AND SO IS BEING SOMEBODY'S MOTHER‼️
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when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.
AND SO IS BEING SOMEBODY'S MOTHER‼️
The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
MULAN (1998) dir. Tony Bancroft, Barry Cook
something something glass onion being set on a greek island, andi's full name being cassandra, like the trojan princess who prophesied the fall of troy, but whom no one ever listened to, and her sister being named helen, like the greek princess who actually ignited the war and brought about the fall of troy in the end
i don't think spending more time on something on its own inherently makes that thing any better. because i'm not protestant
Jessie Buckley in THE BRIDE! [2026] dir. Maggie Gyllenhaal
the Knives Out filmmaking is fucking genius because it doesn't hide ANY of the murder mystery details that get revealed later on. The blood stain is ALWAYS on Marta's shoes. You can see Miles hand Duke his glass, take his gun and hide it. You see Blanc hand Helen the Klear. You hear the 'clangy clunk' of Jud hiding the flask in the first scene of Wicks's murder. You notice it all after it's revealed. It's not added in in the reveal scene. All of the clues are always there, you just DON'T SEE THEM. It just makes it feel so much more real.
when the weird relative shows up to the farm
i have never seen an animal moving this silly
“Camels are far too intelligent to admit to being intelligent”
“Camels are largely made of knees, going in all directions”
“Camels gallop by throwing their feet as far away from them as possible and then running to keep up”
-Sir Terry Pratchett, discworld series
Seconding @ellynneversweet's tags 😂
actual new england gothic
- the freeze/thaw cycle of the earth births new stones every spring. Unexpected boulders erupt from the ground. there were no rocks here before. you clear the rocks out, dig a new garden. the next spring, there are more rocks. where are these rocks coming from. who is doing this
- your neighbor, an old man of few words with blind granite eyes, appears and communicates through grunting that he would like you to assist in repairing the boundary wall. you stand at the drystone wall separating your property from his and try to balance perfectly round rocks on top of each other. your neighbor does it without apparent effort. what is happening
- etc etc yes it’s all very creepy blood atmosphere, throw some residents whose working-class speech patterns and weird-seeming local knowledge makes you uncomfortable, idk, small low-income communities can be upsetting, it’s all very suffocating and very paranormal sure, in other news, there’s a rock in your bedroom now.
- in winter it is extremely cold and there is a lot of snow, and in summer it is skin-blisteringly hot, and there are the mountains with forests that would swallow you whole because that is what forests do, and oceans that would lose you because that is what oceans are, and we are not surprised, because this is not fucking surprising, the earth never agreed to be benevolent, but who the fuck is sending the rocks
- a lobster boat hauls up an eldritch tentacled horror. the fisherman examines it solemnly, and asks who filled the lobster pots with rocks.
- rocks in the mailbox, open the medicine cabinet and it’s rocks, open the glove compartment and pebbles come out.
- throw in some fuckable repurposed topless Celtic myths in there, I know y’all need some paranormal fuckery to shift stories these days, I ain’t judging, you do who/what you like, more powers to you. unfortunately the nature of the place warps them and all of your Seelie Sidhe Were-Stag fuckboys care too much about geology, instead of whispering cants of secret powers they’re all looking at your rock collection and suggesting that you could polish that quartz. Furious, you complain that they’re taking you for granted. “No,” they say, pained. “Rose quartz.”
- just
- these fucking rocks
- Freeze-thaw cycles, everyone says, but that doesn’t explain it.
- The only one bothered by it is you. They say, “We’re all very grounded here.”
probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably
not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.
Okay but New England gothic you guys
Apple orchards that spring up over night. Nobody knows where they came from but they’ve always been there and the old man at the farm stand knows your name and your mother’s name and your grandmother’s name and your great-grandmother’s name and when he smiles his teeth are just a little too sharp.
(You ask him for directions. “Well,” the old man says, “you can’t get there from here.” You can’t get anywhere from here. The dirt road keeps winding but you could have sworn you passed that tree before.)
The Old Man in the Mountain who gazed across the valleys, a silent guardian, then one morning he went away and no one knows where he’s gone and nobody’s quite sure what will happen, now, without the protection of his watchful eye.
Mt Monadnock is the most climbed mountain in the world, they say. 125,000 people climb it every year, they say. They never say how many of those people make it back down again.
Some of the coldest temperatures in the world have been recorded on top of Mt Washington. When you drive your car back down from the summit, there are icicles on the undercarriage. It’s mid-August, but you can’t stop shivering.
This contra dance has been going on for over 200 years. Continuously. The dancers keep changing but you never see anyone leave. You’re not sure how long you’ve been dancing. You’re not sure how old you are. You don’t recognize your face when you see it reflected in the window as you whirl past.
You hope that’s a fox you hear screaming in the woods at night. You always hope it’s a fox when you hear it screaming in the woods every night.
and it keeps on snowing and it keeps on snowing and it keeps on snowing and it keeps on snowing and it keeps on snowing and it keeps on snowing and it keeps on snowing and it keeps on snowing and it keeps on snowing and it
Driving home in a blizzard, you see shapes moving through the curtain of white, and you try to convince yourself that they’re just other cars, but they’re too big and have too many limbs and the lights they emit are the wrong color—
Victims of long-ago witch trials wandering the streets of the North Shore with gaping mouths and necks still crooked with the memory of a noose.
This is where the Revolution began. This is where the revolution will always begin. You try not to focus on the hoofbeats but they’re always there, at the edge of hearing.
A hiker on the Greenway pauses at the foot of your driveway, just like he does every day. You offer him a glass of lemonade, just like you do every day. You’re nervous about what might happen if he ever refuses.
When the nights are cold and the days are warm, the maple sap begins to flow. You tap the trees, according to old tradition. The sap gathering in the buckets is a strange color this year (it’s usually not nearly so reddish) and tastes strangely metallic. When the wind blows and the branches rub together, it sounds like moaning.
Block Island is visible from the beach in Westerly. Block Island is visible from the beach in Newport. Block Island is visible from the beach in Warwick. Block Island is visible from the beach in Pawtucket. Pawtucket has no beaches. Block Island is following you.
It’s called the Northeast Kingdom for a reason. No one ever questions who the king might be because if they do, he just might come to pay them a visit….
They cancelled the Pumpkin Festival this year but late October rolls around and the jack-o-lanterns start appearing. Nobody is putting them there. None of them have candles, but they light up at night. You could have sworn one of them just winked at you.
Superman dir. James Gunn | 2025
the way she squints oh my god 😭😭😭💗
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if i order fries and they come out stacked this high im tongue kissing the chef
i bet it feels good as fuck to be a mermaid swimming in the moonlight
"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"