Kelly Wheeler

hey, i’m kelly! i have a kids show coming soon. 26. allaboardwithmskelly.org

[beesmygod]

What media should children be watching

they should have 10 vhs tapes they watch over and over again

[lovefromkelly]

I have had a migraine that feels like my brain is leaking out of my eyes for a week now. does anyone have anything I can do? my health insurance doesn't kick in til Friday.

[homeboygirl]

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

[alphacrone]

“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

[arcanumnyx]

getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.

[lycanthology]

wish ppl understood the power nowadays in not giving something attention. things today are so focused on attention and reaction and #memes that the best way to shut literally anything down is simply not give it exactly what it wants. like you arent going to own that bigot on twitter youre going to boost their original message whether thats your intent or not and you arent just playing with ai for shits and giggles you are giving it free learning and data. just stop engaging with things that dont deserve it

[catchymemes]

6 years ago, Shohei Ohtani hit a home run ball that went through the roof of Tokyo Dome.

[uncle-mojave]

Sports Anime Protagonist

[beardedmrbean]

Everyone just gazing up at it killed me

[nohoperadio]

So many smart people have become quite crazy through wanting to have the opposite opinions of people they find annoying, and it's always so sad to see :( irritation is such a small and trivial emotion it shouldn't be allowed to shape people's personalities so powerfully...

[dollbodydoesoul891]

[okbluejays]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

reading het romance novels is so fucking goofy because the leads will be like "we shouldn't have sex yet... the time isn't right... it would be Wrong" but then they'll go right back to sucking/eating/fingering/ jerking each other to completion and still be like. "wow good thing we haven't had sex yet we're being so responsible :)" how do these people Live like this

[lovefromkelly]

We start filming in November....

[192929020202020]

“fool quail (for its behavior)” ok… rude

[animentality]

[urgetocreate]

Claude Monet, Weeping Willow, 1919, Oil on canvas

[simena]

Eva Roemer

[segamascott]

[bogleech]

This has been the most ridiculous performative sideshow I have ever witnessed. How are these the people who coined things like "fuck your feelings" and threw "snowflakes" around. I have never seen emotionally weaker adult children engaging in more embarrassing public spectacle, anywhere, and I'm including things like the rick and morty mcnugget sauce riots.