The Final Frontier

31 year old lover girl Trekkie, Merlin fan, in love with all versions of Spider-Man in awe of space forever

[stuckinapril]

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[stuckinapril]

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[batsdotjpg]

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[queerofthedagger]

people become so beautiful when you love them. do y'all know about this

[free-my-mindd]

[catalisst]

Self - listen up!!

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[therobotmonster]

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

[ruhaniya]

[esotericsnob3]

True story

[stuckinapril]

has anyone else noticed that we must go on

[badassdemonsword]

you have. metal illness?

a lil bitt

[dogsuffrage]

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place