[benepla-deactivated20180521]

fuckin gmail is a real friend not like u fake friends

[insane-lunatic]

[kalories1-deactivated20140523]

[emsbooklife]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

[cheaphalloweencostume]

don’t even remember making this post but mood

[beachdeath]

a few weeks back i looked up the source of “we deserve a soft epilogue, my love” because it’s such a lovely, evocative line and i wanted to know the name of the poet who wrote it and it was. from captain america fanfiction.

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic

[bubert]

waitin’ for a certain someone to get done in the healing pod……………….. he antsy

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

no offense but i dont know what you guys are talking about ½ the time. still love you though

[decision]

[minipacifica]

talk me down, troye sivan

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[astrojukebox]

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

[a-simpler-life]

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

[yogurettemangolassi]

@a-little-less-reality

[taylortut]

at starbucks a coworker and i made up this game called “this is why our marriage didn’t work” and you are a married couple who’s fighting and you have to accuse each other of increasingly horrible things until one of you can’t defend it anymore

usually goes from stuff like “you never pay attention to me and you’re obsessed with your job” to cheating to getting the kids’ boy scout troop to sell heroin on the streets for a badge

[actuallylotor]

someone: *mentions my favorite character*

me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount

[huffiestrikes]

Space cuties

[pastmomis]

Commission done!

[cwunch]

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