[honeysilkpoppyseed]

every morning i come to tumblr as if im getting paid to be here

[justmebeingchaotic]

[enigmaticagentalice]

shoutout to the guy in charge of the train station at my hometown, who doesn’t limit himself to announcing trains but also:

comments on interesting birds he sees on the platform

gives completely unofficial weather reports on what he thinks the day is going to be like

refers to very crowded trains as ‘friendly trains’

regularly congratulates everyone on having gotten up on time on Monday mornings

basically seems to use the tannoy system to amuse himself and try and brighten up everyone’s morning commute

refers to himself as ‘the fat controller’

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

what magical land do u live where there’s something other than a robot in charge of the train announcing

[lqv3]

how does one take naps

[cannibalchicken]

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

🙃

[tjourdann]

[davidfosterwallaceandgromit]

oh buddy it’s only monday monday

[coolfire333]

It’s cyber monday tomorrow, be sure to leave some milk and kromer out for the addisons before you go to bed tonight :)

[nonbinary-adhd]

having adhd means i get special vip access to new emotions, such as Evil Boredom. its boredom but it turns me evil

[viridie]

These drawings were legitimately painful to make, like art is supposed to be fun…but I guess not :|

Also sorry for making Klavier look like a WHORE all of the time, I know he’s better than that.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

richtok cringe part 2

[nanamilore]

ask the moon, she knows how much i love you

[catchymemes]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Santa gifted me top surgery.

[boxercrab]

source

[bogleech]

no territorialism between different kinds of moral eels, they know they’re all the same ridiculous thing

[journeymanfool]

me and the boys

[thepenguinlad]

Barbershop quartet

[thegremlincat]

you have no idea how much i needed this today

[dandylion-puff]

The Grotto Boys

[cromerholt]

what the hells going on at my mcdonalds

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

just give the kubrick stare back

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[tinybed]

he is a man of fortune

[tinybed]

1 reblog = 1 bountiful blessing from the man of fortune

[saintcurvy]

one bountiful blessing from the tiniest man of fortune!!!!!!!!