When Life Comes At You

Just the shitty little things that happen to me on a daily basis

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I just realised I'm very good at looking guilty and it gets me in a lot of trouble even when I'm innocent

[slothfairy]

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hey guys quick question whats it like to have friends

[slimetony]

imagine having ants everywhere in your house

it’s nothing like that

[itachismokesweed]

can someone who actually has friends answer this?

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me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[thenerdsaurus]

When they say you cute but you know you ugly

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I CANT EVEN MAKE FISH FINGERS

I just made the fire alarm go off trying to make fish fingers and the scariest thing about all of this is that if it was a real fire fire we all would die because my mother was just oh okay I’m not finished watching my programme and my sisters too busy laughing at some dumb YouTube video

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BGT FINAL!!!!!!

My top three acts: Boogiestorm Wayne Jasmine

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Travel #ThroughTheLookingGlass and return to Wonderland! Disney’s Alice is now playing in theatres: fandan.co/22YfgwU

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Life goals

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Okay

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Because everyone needs this on a bad day

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Book Mountain - Spijkenisse, The Netherlands

MVRDV designed this unique building near Rotterdam with 9,300 square meters of glass, stairs, and reading material culminating into a wide open reading space at the top, to challenge the intimidating stuffiness of libraries of old.

Featuring a huge glass and timber outer shell, this astounding library is a tiered, five-story structure similar to a pyramid, with books stacked on shelves that wind around brick walls. Quite the spectacle at night, and filled with natural light during the day, the building was meant to symbolize accessibilty to literature and learning. Its beacon-like design and naturally flowing open spaces house over 70,000 books, and the building runs on a graywater system and the racks are made of recycled KLP plastics.

Book Mountain won the Dutch National Wood award in 2012, and is a public library.

Plan a visit to Book Mountain with Atlas Obscura… 

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Field trip!

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Ohhhhhh😍😍😍😍

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Oh shit

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I now hate birds

I am making this blog because last week I got a generous serving of bird poo right in the middle of my head and I realised I should document all the terrible shit that happens to me for my future children so that whenever they think life is hard I can be all 'not as hard as going through this'