Well I saw a lot of people tagging this text post as #Mettaton so I uh…got a little carried away.… i’m sorry

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Well I saw a lot of people tagging this text post as #Mettaton so I uh…got a little carried away.… i’m sorry
The signs as kinks
Robot Fuckers: GEMINI, Virgo, Leo, Aquarius
Skeleton fuckers: Capricorn, TAURUS, Pisces, Cancer
Kinkshamers: Sagittarius, Aries, Libra, SCORPIO
this photo is ANCIENT but I look so cute so posting anyway
I can put a belt thru the sweater, the tiny pockets are REAL POCKETS and the design is embroidered!!! I am IN LOVE! Shower me in heaps of black widow merch already
smiley with nose :-) = sincere, genuinely happy 4 u
smiley without nose :) = insincere, getting ready to stab u in the back, watch out!!!!!!!!
3/4 view smiley :^) = either a sincere shitposter or seething with rage internally
happy face smiley ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) = pleases shrek, our ogrelord
#whiteout
friendship
me: *sends link*
friend: i am compromised
friend: emotionally
me: i know
me: that's why i sent it to you
i fought scarlett joe for her black widow (iron man 2) hairstyle and won
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
i really hope my wish comes true
my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt
SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works
[11:28:43 PM] Opti: HM https://31.media.tumblr.com/7f4a24e22e0bdc86bb63039becc15584/tumblr_inline_ncmr2kZQEj1qlc925.png
[11:28:53 PM] ✧ masa 囧: i remember that lmao
[11:29:11 PM] Opti: guys bein dudes bein ice capped homos
[11:29:27 PM] Opti: why hasnt anyone consider the nickname for cap america "iced cap"
[11:30:17 PM] ✧ masa 囧: cause he's not canadian
[11:30:36 PM] Opti: well fuck that we need to steal the declaration - i mean steve rogers
[11:30:43 PM] Opti: the real national treasure
got up at 6:15 to see the lunar eclipse like the rational person I am... fml tired but the moon looks bitchin'.
*open twitter* *sees waronwhites is trending on twitter* *closes twitter*
driving adventures
[5:09:51 PM] Aly: AAAAAAA [5:10:02 PM] Aly: so i had my highway/freeway lesson today [5:10:06 PM] ✧ masa 囧: OOOOOOOOO [5:10:09 PM] ✧ masa 囧: already what [5:10:17 PM] Aly: and the YD sign flew off as I got on [5:10:22 PM] Aly: i pulled over so fast [5:10:27 PM] ✧ masa 囧: WTF [5:10:28 PM] ✧ masa 囧: wtf [5:10:28 PM] ✧ masa 囧: what [5:10:34 PM] Aly: i was like 40... 60... 8 - SHIT THE SIGN [5:10:39 PM] ✧ masa 囧: what [5:10:40 PM] ✧ masa 囧: yd [5:10:40 PM] ✧ masa 囧: what [5:10:48 PM] Aly: "young drivers" sign ontop of the vehicle [5:10:51 PM] ✧ masa 囧: LMFAOOAOAOOA [5:10:53 PM] Aly: it's like 3 ft across [5:11:00 PM] Aly: hollow plastic [5:11:02 PM] ✧ masa 囧: ofmg [5:11:06 PM] Aly: had a fkcing internal heart attack [5:11:20 PM] Aly: face blank, hands on wheel, [5:11:25 PM] Aly: scREAMING THRU MY EYES [5:11:36 PM] ✧ masa 囧: LMFAO [5:11:37 PM] Aly: she gets out and grabs it while i remember how to breathe [5:11:44 PM] ✧ masa 囧: omfg [5:11:52 PM] Aly: we finish the lesson OK but [5:11:55 PM] Aly: W T F [5:11:57 PM] ✧ masa 囧: LMFAO [5:12:16 PM] Aly: i wasn't near death but i think we almost made eye contact [5:12:23 PM] Aly: FUCK ME.gif
GF inspired looks *0*
apri’s mine bye
FINALLY
"excuse me your bra is showing" my bra? wait *flexes mucles* maybe you meant *rips off shirt* my bara is showing? *punches a bear*