GUYS HE’S GETTING OVERWHELMED

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[prokopetz]

The Joker's iconic look is a fun little pop culture fossil. Like, he's not a circus clown or a birthday clown or a rodeo clown or any other kind of clown you might bump into today: he's specifically a vaudeville clown. We don't have those anymore, so that specific type of clown is now just "the Joker".

[saturdaymorningmemories]

I was wondering why so few clowns sport a tux with tails like he does.

[prokopetz]

Yeah, the kind of clown that the Joker's classic look is evoking is very much a clown for the stage. The idiom of the vaudeville clown has more in common with Charlie Chaplin than with Bozo.

[jackhawksmoor]

Nine year old Dick making extremely specific digs about the inferiority of vaudeville clownery and how pretentious someone would have to be to be a fan of vaudeville when they are CLEARLY the lowest and lamest form of clown. The Joker is being read for filth by a kid still in single digits and the true horror is that Batman gets the reference and is visibly smothering a laugh

[zaprowsdower27]

look, just because vaudville vanished a decade before clown eggs became a thing is no excuse for him to not get his own egg NOW this doesnt change that he's Doing It Wrong

[realanimalfacts]

1. A dog is full of joy

[poikaboo]

{ID - a line drawing of a dog with a sunny glow of light coming from the middle of its body. the caption reads, "Did you know? A Dog is full of joy" END ID}

[tastylemonbread]

[justladders]

fixed it

[foldingfittedsheets]

Holy god. It’s the bomb of all Drama at work today.

[foldingfittedsheets]

Okay it might be less insane than previously thought.

Basically I got in and there was an email that there was a new policy on lunch breaks which is that we are required to clock out for 30 minutes for a meal break. Which wouldn’t be a problem except we’re often staffing stores alone. And the company was like “You’re not allowed to close the store, though, just clock out and don’t get paid for 30 minutes.”

This made a lot of people very unhappy and was widely regarded as a bad move.

So our manager was trying to go over the changes and I was like, “So I’m required to clock out for 30 minutes even if I’m alone in the store for the day.” Yes.

“I am going to leave the store. I am legally allowed to leave if you are not paying me.” You will get written up.

“That violates the labor laws and this company has had to pay for these violations previously. I will leave and look at birds.”

After a very long very aggressive meeting it turns out we might be able to waive the break and still get paid but calls are flying and we still have the right to clock out and close the store if we are working alone all day. The company loves to pretend that we do not.

[alex51324]

Step-by-step walkthrough of how to push back on wage theft! Make them spell it out!

[vaspider]

"I will leave and look at birds" is such a perfect encapsulation of "that time is mine actually and I shall do with it as I please" and I love it.

[tlirsgender]

Trying to sell handmade crafts in this economy is so. Like. Hey guys I know we're all broke as fuck but do you want my silly little things. I'm very good at it. For the time it takes to make them + skill + materials it's gonna be 30$ per silly little thing. But also shipping costs 12$ for reasons outside my control so it's actually 42$ now. Sorry. No I really can't charge less than that. Yeah I know. Ok. Bye

[tlirsgender]

And this is for my things that are silly and little. I'm not even one of those people making, like, quilts and blankets and shit. Can we pour one out for the fiber artists making quilts and blankets and shit

[tlirsgender]

I'm presenting a tiny crocheted bird to you. Putting it into the palm of your hand. This can be yours. For what seems like too much money but I promise it isn't. We've all just really lost sight of fiber arts' value with industrialization and outsourced sweatshop labor etc. This is actually the minimum I could ask for without fucking myself. I don't like what this implies about mass produced items either. It's really horrific. You can get an ethically sourced 42$ tiny crocheted bird though

[tlirsgender]

Shortly after posting this I received an order for nearly 200$ worth of tiny crocheted birds this is the good luck post for people actually paying for your handmade crafts

[szczekaczz]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

[zvaigzdelasas]

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

There

[jgdfjjggh-deactivated20250520]

[gayvampyr]

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[milfsisyphus]

your job is not more important than media from 2005. never forget this.

[bo-katan]

Revenge of the Sith (2005) is being re-released in theaters this April for its 20th Anniversary!

[pukicho]

Asexual watching monster porn for the creature designs

You want to get off your computer

You want to get off your computer and go here.

[pukicho]

This guy... kinda gets me

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[conspiracy-frog]

Hohenheim is a really interesting character to me and I liked him quite a bit when first watching fmab but now every time I rewatch it I find myself more and more bitching about the man lol . Not character wise but DAMN every time some shit happens I can't help but go " HM maybe that could have been avoided had he not left his wife to die alone and orphan his children" IDK just a suggestion my guy if you can dick around in Liore 3 days before the apocalypse you are clearly not busy enough to not pick up the phone and dial home 😭. Maybe your eyes hurt cause your prescription is bad but you can also show more facial expressions than contempt when looking at your small children idk where they could have possibly gotten the idea that you hate them. Or probably most critically I know you are heartbroken and also emotionally inept but perhaps ... don't antagonize your son after seeing him for the first time in however many years ? Like huh I wonder why he would react like that when the first thing his deadbeat old man did was berate him for how he responded to the death of his ONLY guardian after the other one seemingly abandoned him?? And then asked about the house as if he even lived there??? I'm BEGGING Hohenheim to please ask one of the Xerxians inside his soul to give him parenting tips I'm sure they have at least some he needs help

[fishgummy]

new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon

[psychedelic-lemur]

[massivetittiesandwarcrimes]

I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:

Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.

Bruce: What, why?!

Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.

Bruce: *is completely speechless*

Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.

[2000ish]

[assthetictbh-deactivated2016010]

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

[everyday-departure-blog]

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

[clowngirlhonkers]

2022 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

[emotional-support-puppy]

2023 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

[iceslushii]

2024 and we cant even electronically synthesise big macs out of nothing. we’re basically living in a dystopia.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

Unique coat colors on cats 🖤

[zagz]

odd and off putting girl october