Thank You

[luckbeacannibal]

Money is a scam. I want to go back to trading goods and services again. I will trade you my bountiful wheat harvest for that Nintendo Switch, thank you.

[unsubconscious]

Alisa Shea, ‘A Feminine Touch’, 2021 Watercolour on paper, 35 x 50cm

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

What the fuck do you mean watercolour on paper

[luckbeacannibal]

WATER WHAT

[luckbeacannibal]

Whenever I hear the phrase “arrested for abusing drugs”, I think of some drug domestic abuse. Like someone beating up his bag of crack because it’s partially flour and then gets arrested. Then the drugs have to go to a battered drugs shelter to get the help and support it needs before eventually living a happy life.

[luckbeacannibal]

My grandma forcing me (non-religious) to read her Bible study notes is like having someone read their essay on their favorite fandom.

[onlyfoolsrushincomic]

NEXT ->

[fluffygif]

[the-endless-storm]

The girls are mimicking!

[luckbeacannibal]

Me and the girls vibing

[luckbeacannibal]

I’d never known what Omegaverse was until one day I saw someone offering an Omegaverse roleplay group chat, and because I was me, I was like “Oh sweet, a group werewolf roleplay”.

I joined the chat and after ten minutes I was like “Why are all the references femboys? Where are the werewolves?”

[luckbeacannibal]

I know that if there is a god, he is a cruel one, for I crave cheese and yet I am severely lactose intolerant.

[luckbeacannibal]

Reality TV idea where conspiracy theorists spend a day with one of the people they theorize over.

I wanna see Britney Spears picking awkwardly at her salad while someone accuses her of being a satanic lizard person who helped in the cover up of 9/11. I wanna see Obama sitting on a park bench, slowly nodding along as he’s told about how he’s able to change the weather and sacrifices children.

These are my demands.

[luckbeacannibal]

Have you ever been certain that you know you need medicine for a condition, but then you look over at all your other pill bottles, and you’re like “…….. But I already have so much.”

[thethingsicantsayinpublic]

and if you look to your left you will see the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Thank you for posting a pine cone for reference but I’d like to see what the bird looks like too, please.

[luckbeacannibal]

Okay so we found the predator. Hide your birds, people.

[luckbeacannibal]

Zelda: *turns into a dragon and flies away*

Link: *watching her fly off into the clouds*

Me:… So… I guess you don’t have a job anymore.

Link:…

Me: Let’s go see what Sidon’s up to.

[luckbeacannibal]

Sometimes I think back to this Trix cereal commercial where the Trix Rabbit was like “Dinosaurs aren’t real” before bing scared off by a dinosaur. And every so often I think to myself “the Trix Rabbit is a Young Earth Creationist”.

[luckbeacannibal]

Youtube gaming vids like “CAN YOU BEAT [VIDEO GAME] WITH/WITHOUT [MOD/ESSENTIAL FEATURE]?” are so overdone but are so addicting to watch.

[luckbeacannibal]

Those two little seconds where a baby stops crying to inhale might as well be an air raid siren because the bombs are about to drop on your ears.

[luckbeacannibal]

I don’t need you, but I want you.