WONDERFUCK

[adz]

my aunt who owns horses constantly posts these excellent horse memes

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[starfleetsacademy]

You can find your polling location at:

https://berniesanders.com/vote/ 

Make sure you get out there and vote!

[dykesummers]

me, after watching birds of prey:

[gaypeopletwitter]

[luckyflyingsocks]

Saw this and thought it was my own tweet

[sovietnam]

[huffpostqueervoices]

A gay man who happens to look eerily similar to anti-LGBT extremist and Vice President-elect Mike Pence is putting his looks to good use ― by wandering the streets of NYC in short shorts and collecting money to benefit important organizations.

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

HELL YEAH!

[primadonna-gay]

THE BEST THING IVE SEEN THIS YEAR

[sashayed]

NEW PLAN: trap mike pence in a pit and stealthily replace him with Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence a la Mad-Eye Moody or Mystique in that one xmen movie. then when trump is impeached, Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence will become President Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence. a just and powerful leader. “What happened to you, Mike Pence?” his supporters will cry in 2018 as he instates his new federal holiday, Mandatory Give $20 To Your Gay Neighbor Day. “I had a change of heart,” he will say, as villainous actual Mike Pence struggles against his bonds in a well-appointed Park Slope living room

[lord-kitschener]

D I R E C T. A C T I O N.

[pettyartist]

He was at the women’s march this year and he scared the living BEJEEBUS out of me because I turned around and saw him out of the corner of my eye haha

[onebatch--twobatch]

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him…

Mike Pence

[atlasblinked]

“i look like mike pence so you don’t have to”

[luckyflyingsocks]

He "married" my wife and I at Pride a few weeks before we got real-married!

[sovietnam]

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

Question: how long does a stick of deodorant last you?

[pulmosan-deactivated20200908]

Usually only 3 or 4 bites.

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

Why do I even bother

[that-butch-deactivated20200408]

want tattoo

[bogfuckers]

One of three gay emotions

[that-butch-deactivated20200408]

Gay Emotions:

1. Want Tattoo

2. Y e a r n i n g

3. I Literally Have To Pet This Animal, Guys Wait Up I Have To Pet It, Guys There’s A Cat Here Hold On

[luckyflyingsocks]

Forgot: dramatic haircut

[feastofsnakes]

Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

[rubykgrant]

[magbeth]

what if we all start using the cats movie to make those crying cat memes instead

[magbeth]

like this

[podcastwizard]

what if you chuck your bones off a bridge op

[bithighs]

[brittascribbles]

Yeah but the past is the past

[katesattic]

Surely, more letters will fit in the same space.

[cewn]

[starkwillendurestone]

[byjove]

what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it

[byjove]

if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person

[plutothewitch]

september will be kind. september will be magical. september will bring the missing energy. september will be working towards our goals and self. september will be a month full of growth.

[luckyflyingsocks]

September hath royally fucked me over 6 different times since Friday

[chick-with-wifi]

I have found my calling and it is to create niche memes about The Princess Bride (1987, dir. Rob Reiner)