Lucky Jelly

Deliciously Lucky! [luhk-ee] –adjective, luck·i·er, luck·i·est. having or marked by good luck; fortunate: That was my lucky day. [jel-ee] –noun a food preparation of a soft, elastic consistency due to the presence of gelatin, pectin, etc., especially fruit juice boiled down with sugar and used as a sweet spread for bread and toast, as a filling for cakes or doughnuts, etc.

[tuttopassamelohainsegnatolei]

Fire tornado soap bubble

[homopower]

This is that eldritch shit. Still here for it, though.

[the-a-j-universe]

World's most complicated torch.

[foxoftheasterisk]

imagine a wizard

[brainhamsteronstrike]

Don't need to imagine, I just saw him ( o_o) that smile was adorable at the end btw

[charlesoberonn]

*chuckles randomly because I remembered "Man stop wasting them peoples time"*

[maxattax]

[charlesoberonn]

The one case where he's not wasting them people's time.

[charlesoberonn]

Okay I don't know where you got that idea from but I found the original episode on YouTube and he has no twin brother nor claimed the kids were his brother's.

He really was wasting them people's time.

(and he's also an asshat who verbally abused the kids and their mom)

[the-trash-eating-llama]

[bahari-official]

me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

[charmedcleric]

DAI + text posts 3/???

Part 2

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[rienafoutre]

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[creez-un-compte]

Your monkeys ?

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

those aren’t mine.

[schofielded]

They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.

[parasite-core]

[menlove-archive]

you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

[menlove-archive]

lots of ppl making this about adults who have interests they find cringe but let me be clear this is about emotional immaturity. idgaf if you're 35 and like goku okay but can you have an adult conversation without making yourself the victim is the matter at hand here

[anxietyproblem]

[meanbossart]

They'll clap when you die

[girlnephew]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Language is universal

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Finnish trains have a different diet

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Little-known fact: although most people believe trains to be herbivores, they are actually opportunistic omnivores and will consume meat should it be made readily available.

[kirkendauhl-v2]

Peer reviewed

[sisterreisaid]

I see Finland has solved the trolley problem

[rylandsgrace]

The Holdovers (2023) dir. Alexander Payne

[unbearable-lightness-of-ink]

dear smut writers,

to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it's in basically every sex scene ever

a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes

so when you say things like this:

I am imagining things like this:

[abalidoth]

Is this what they mean by CNC kink?

[gaycatastrophe]

wasn’t a beautiful night. pesis is peeled

[dailyflicks]

COMMUNITY 1.12: Comparative Religion

[lucifers-simp]

Well, that was fun but now it's time to put him back in the freezer

[lucifers-simp]

Important PSA