When Will Then Be Now?

Soon.

[airandangels]

[airandangels]

[krystal-prisms]

This is like if someone said Draw me a mammal and that was the only instruction, cause like, yep this sure is a Mammal

[luckypunbot]

My niece, Athena, is dead.

My 20-year-old transgender niece is dead.

Athena was the kindest, gentlest, sweetest person in the family, and now she's gone. Was found in front of her bedroom lying on the floor with no obvious sign of cause of death.

Why is life so fucking cruel?

[towerofglass]

[luckypunbot]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[evilwizard]

okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce

[spenspens-deactivated20251208]

[evilwizard]

uncalled for

[thegreenaper]

[evilwizard]

whos the lil freak

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[self-critical-automaton]

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

[hands-off-my-macaroni]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[luckypunbot]

Darn; I was hoping it was House Hippo Day.

[luckypunbot]

Why do doctors make the best comedians?

Because they keep you in stitches.

[fakehistory]

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

[luckypunbot]

A Weird Dream I Had

"Cowboy, we aren't bad,

nor are we good.

We just get the job done,

as any real cowboy should."

~ My Weird-Ass Dreams ~

[luckypunbot]

DJ Apocalypse

Hats off to DJ Apocalypse and his feline friend DJ Fluffy Pussy. May they live for eternity in the annals of YouTube history.

[everyday-cutephoto]

[luckypunbot]

Kitties!

[everythingstarstuff]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[charl0ttan]

there needs to be a niceys block button that says i have nothing against you i am only curating my experience and then a toughies block button that i dont know kills them with spikes

[ilikeit-art]

[official-crab-posts]

yeah alright

[set-underwear-to-no]

Scrolled back up half expecting to see @elodieunderglass’s Horrible Things With Legs tag

[elodieunderglass]

Never too late to apply one!

[randomitemdrop]

Item: domesticated Strandbeest

Real question: how is this thing being controlled?

[luckypunbot]

Dexter vs. Ghostface.

Who'd win? Thoughts?