LuckyVAR

An up and coming writer that likes sports

[luckyvar]

M.A.D. Misfits is a book I’m writing. Y’all should check it out

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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[luckyvar]

“You gonna die yet?”

[luckyvar]

So I have a theory about Pokémon Scarlet and Violet.

Spoilers for Scarlet and Violet as when you complete the main story, you fight off the Pokémon professor. They are replaced by an ai built by the professors and they were stuck in their respective times, Sara being stuck in the past and Turo being stuck in the future.

Well I have a theory on why they were stuck in either the past or the future. It’s because they’re respective times killed them off.

My reasoning? The times they’re sent back to correspond to how they died

For professor Sada in the Scarlet games, she gets stuck in the past. Now paradox Pokémon in the scarlet games are ancient creatures from long ago. For that, you can assume that they are mostly dinosaurs or something. And for people that’ve seen Jurassic Park know what happens when dinosaurs mix with humans. That’s right. Professor Sada was eaten by one of the paradox Pokémon.

For professor Turo, on the other hand, died differently. You see, professor Turo got stuck in the future. And since nobody knows what the future holds, his death could be up to interpretation. In my opinion and guess, I say that Turo became a paradox pokemon by force. That’s right, Turo got springlocked and died from his injuries.

I also have a theory on who murdered our professors. It’s the alpha mirai/korai don that the player defeats with their legendary Pokémon. My reasoning is may be sorta fruitless but if you think about it, it’s plausible that those claws of theirs have blood on their hands.

tl:dr The professors got Jurassic parked or Springlocked in their respective times they got trapped in (in theory)

[luckyvar]

I hate Mimikyu. It poisoned my water bottles and they fucked my turtles.

[luckyvar]

Small DnD story:

I was at a friends house and my character was a literal horse. A cross breed between a centaur and a horse headed Minotaur. And this horse was very chaotic evil. Two things I remember doing as that character was:

When the party was returning a little girl to her parents, I moo’d as a horse before biting the hair of the girl, causing my party to not get a reward

Eat a trapped goblin in the grass. Rolled a lot of bad rolls so there was me, a horse, torturing this poor goblin by just biting and tearing flesh bit by bit.

So yeah. I’m totally gonna continue being the Horse. Pretty fun to get chaotic

[pokemonwearingsportsmerch]

[luckyvar]

You know, one time I did a challenge playthrough in Pokémon Sun and Moon. I continue to try again time and again.

The challenge?

Bounty Hunter challenge.

Basically, how it works is that there are some npcs scattered around the game that will give you money if you show them a Pokémon they request you catch.

And let me tell you, the end game of this team is a team you wouldn’t expect a player to be having.

So firstly, ditch that starter you get. That Rowlet you got? Punt that orb into orbit. That Litten you’re wanting to see turn bipedal? Throw it into the sea. No one is gonna choose Popplio (except me and some other people) so just leave that there. And then wait until you can get to the Pokémon center in the Hau’oli City.

That’s right. If you’re attempting to do this challenge, if you’re playing Sun and Moon, you have to first:

Arrive at Alola

Get your hat and read stuff

Meet Professor Kukui

Follow him up to Iki Town

Save Nebby

Get your starter

Defeat Hau

Do the Pokémon ceremony where you defeat Hau again

Go to Professor Kukui’s lab

Get the Rotom Dex

Go through the Pokémon Trainer School

Get the EXP Share (that you can’t turn off, haha, get mad at a game helping it’s targeted audience, a.k.a. Little Timmy over there, progress in the game)

Arrive at Hau’oli City

Use the photo picture that most players blatantly ignore

And arrive at the Hau’oli City Pokemon Center

Oh but that’s not all. Because you will get to talk to the npc to trigger the request of catching a Drifloon (SM) or Abra (USUM) but you will need to:

Meet up with Captain Ilima

Beat up Team Skull

Battle Captain Ilima

And then make your way to catching your Pokémon

Now that you’re fully ready for this Bounty Hunter Challenge, you would already realize that it took you maybe 1.5 hours to start this challenge. And let me tell you, this won’t probably be worth the time to play the games normally.

I say this because if you do this challenge, you literally have 9 Pokémon you can use. Depending on whether you have the base games or ultra, you will either get a team consisting of, in order:

Child Murderer turned blimp or Mr(s). Teleports away (Can’t even get final evolution without trading

An actual fairy or a crab that has a “why” evolution

Don’t be giving this dog a bath or a gem eating gremlin

Sea Landmine or Sexy Lizard

A Weak Fish you can’t evolve if you don’t trade or a piece of coral

A bear to not hug and a slime dragon to give a hug

An ape that’s either a rugby player or lifestyle guru or a bird that’s either a totem pole or just an owl (depending on where you have (ultra) sun or (ultra moon) moon)

The Pikachu clone in the eyes of game freak or a literal asteroid

The actual Pikachu clone the fans deem as one or the Pokémon bane of the Sinnoh Champion

Oh and the Legendary Pokémon you get at the end of the game? Necrozma. Lunala. Solgaleo. Nebby basically. Yeah just boot them into the pc box. Sorry Lillie. I would like to bring Nebby onto my champion team but unfortunately capitalism says otherwise.

So yeah. If you wanna do this challenge to take the vast amount of cool and interesting Pokémon and slim it down to a simple 9 then do this challenge. You’ll make a great profit of 69,000 pokedollars. Real glad you decided to pick your team based of capitalism

tl;dr: Use these nine Pokémon in your Pokémon (Ultra) Sun and Moon playthrough and gain a profit of 69,000 Pokedollars

[luckyvar]

People that don’t know sports. Caption this

[luckyvar]

What was my first dnd experience?

Well this was over discord with my cousin and two friends. One of my friends was the dm and she was the most experienced out of all of us. She had everything down with the party. I played a hard that only communicated with a drum, originally a trumpet before it got smashed. And there were many funny moments like my character failing to throw a chair through a window and then proceeded to get hit with it instead. However, the way our adventure ended was something I won’t forget. We were in a shack until the final dragon entered the scene. My other friend was pretty chaotic and wanted to fight the dragon. The dragon answered her challenge and then we all got burnt to the crisp. This was within the starting area of the entire dnd campaign. We only completed one quest. I would say it was a great first campaign

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[luckyvar]

Forget the meme. This dog has to acknowledge him first

[luckyvar]

So I know none of these people I know care about hockey but I just wanna bring up a player.

So Phil Kessel is a player from the Vegas Golden Knights. Pittsburgh sent him there on a trade last or current season, idk.

But you know how people say that they can’t see [insert traded veteran player] playing for any other team?

I think I will have to agree with them because…

Look at this man!

He looks like he belongs in Pittsburgh. A Yinzer maybe. If you ever asked somebody what someone from Pittsburgh would look like, this is probably what they would imagine.

No offense to Kessel but he does look like a Pittsburgh native, drinking beers while watching a Steelers game.

But now he’s in Vegas, I’m just imagining a 40 year old divorce spending the high life in Las Vegas.

[businesscatfelix]

katy and larry from the stream. gym leader furrification project going strong 💪

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[luckyvar]

Me when

Me when your mom

[microwaiver]

mitch looking on in horror

[luckyvar]

@mady-is-ace-trash explain this picture to me in the best way possible

[forest-of-shrooms]

I recently got made aware of a huge misunderstanding, so I wanna know what the majority thinks.

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Voting ended onApr 27, 2023

I rly wanna know how everyone uses it, bc I‘m kinda scared I‘ve been using it in the wrong context.

Sample size you know the drill :D

[luckyvar]

I may not be good at the ol bat and ball sportsball game. But I did smack a piece of wood that was thrown at me twice and nearly caught it on my first try so set me up for the major leagues coach.