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27 | Irish | Trans Butch | She/Her Sí/Í | Mathematician | Musician | THPS4 Enthusiast | Dunk

[probablyasocialecologist]

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[inthefallofasparrow]

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

[mcsrcraftingbullshit]

source

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[depsidase]

[suddenly-a-possum]

[skulduggery201]

[skulduggery201]

[wuwojiti]

[eggshellsareeat]

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

[whereserpentswalk]

[unstickyhunter]

[unstickyhunter]

On it, chief.

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[parkchanwoohoo]

This kid is so fucking good holy shit. I love how into it the audience is, too

[cryptotheism]

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[turochamp]

dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went "woah are you L death note?" and L went "L what?" and light went " L WHAT."

[uglygirlstatus]

sorry I had to draw this

[minecraft]

[skiploom]

tumblr ate the ask before i could publish it 😭

[fouronethree]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

"The bird-thing has inverted. That's good, apparently. A woman with a name I can't pronounce and won't try to is chatting away happily to the midwife while she sticks her fingers up my cunt. I've had to get used to people doing that the last few days. Maybe I'll come out of this with a fetish, only let Suzy touch me through crinkly plastic gloves."

My first short story in a long while is a body horror about a woman who becomes pregnant with a duck while on holiday. Several trigger warnings, please see the tags on the fic.

[viola-stardust]

[shining-supernova]

#me too girl......

[strokingout]

hold on i have to do everything

[literallyaflame]

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

[isaiahomega]

[alteredpanel]

thank you for making art with me