Who Again?

Just another skeleton stuck in their meat prison / 24 / They/them / Trans

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[eccebitch]

[fabricandcircuits]

Peer reviewed tags wonderfully said

[parkchanwoohoo]

I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[amayahearthmama]

Visited the Pittsburgh Mills Mall in PA today for the first time. Quite possibly the most eerie and defunct mall I’ve ever walked through.

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[littleguysdaily]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"

DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

do you think these people can read

[phoenix]

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

[thememedaddy]

[everythingstarstuff]

Felicity Marshall

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[sentimentalslut]

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

[humoristics]

The ocean molded this clump of bricks into a rock shape

via

[pochowek]

real life texture glitch

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Domesticated rock has returned to the wild and become feral

[sab3rtooth]

patterns left by woodworms on driftwood

[silima]

in loving memory of my favorite shirt

[silima]

turmeric kun update

[elodieunderglass]

Hmm hmm hmm. oxiclean loves her for who she is but turmeric cannot help but change her

[magicalgirlcrazycatlady]

I love how the reblogs are either:

Arguing about weather oxyclean or turmeric is a better pairing for white shirt..

Pointing out that UV light gets rid of the stain...

Or suggesting the shirt gets dyed fully orange with more turmeric.

Never change, Tumblr.

[the-haiku-bot]

Or suggesting the

shirt gets dyed fully orange

with more turmeric.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[aaaaaarchive]

[goldensunset]

[frierenburger]

she's not moving to earth for you.

[sophiesalacia]

martian tgirl who thinks she has to move to earth and be a dom because that's all anyone seems to want from her but you tell her you're happy to go to her instead and you hold her gently and give her space to be vulnerable and soft and tired and something in her breaks, some wall she's built up inside and she cries for the first time in years. and you tell her it's okay and you stroke her hair softly and you reassure her that you're not going to leave just because she showed weakness in front of you, that you genuinely care for her as a person and you're going to be by her side to support her no matter what. and you mean it.

[rosepaya]