Pizza Lover 1906

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[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

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[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[kimmycup]

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

[five-flats]

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

[let-us-taco-bout-it]

[windwaver]

[zelda]

[poemswords]

“You just keep pushing. You just keep pushing. I made every mistake that could be made. But I just kept pushing.”

— Rene Descartes (via philosophyquotes)

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

Star Trek (2009) looked like this

[stardustmelodies]

needs more lens flare

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

Oh, sorry, excuse me

Star Trek (2009) looked like this

[imsopopfly]

Wasn’t that the one where the engine room was just, like. A brewery?

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST TALKING SHIT, BUT YOU REALLY MEANT IT ACTUALLY WAS A STRAIGHT-UP BREWERY, FOR BEER AND NOT SPACESHIP JUICE

[osakaxkobe]

[solardrifter]

[swarnpert]

wholesome laffy taffy jokes

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you identify a UFO as a UFO, then it becomes an FO. Unless it has landed, then it’s simply an O.

[pururin]

[veryfunnymemes]

[animatedtext]

[foods-for-dummies]

Homemade Duck Miso Ramen with Runny Eggs and Crispy Onions extra spicy! | More?

[lordmeowdemort]

Bowrain.

[veryfunnymemes]

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