Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.
Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.
After a work brunch a few coworkers and I went out for drinks and one of them suggested we go to a psychic. She asked if I knew a good one and I said that I’d never gone to one.
She looked at me wide eyed and said, “You’ve never gone to a psychic???”
And bless my other coworker who looked her dead in the eye and went, “You said that like she just told us she’d never gone to the dentist.”
