keine Ahnung

Antonella, 20 // uhh shit in general i guess

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

[retired3625ww-deactivated202305]

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

[sexycraisinthanos]

why is this so funny

[burymeinpink-remade-deactivated]

when u are lonely and its summer: *realizes truth about self* *realizes truth about self* *re

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

[terefah]

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

[thorodinson]

Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. The measure of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at being who they are.

[hydro-homies]

She may be onto something here

[danhumphrey]

i cant believe there r people out there who dont like thor. the most cutting insult thor could come up with when fighting hulk was “youre the stupid avenger” and he apologized like 10 seconds later how do u not love that 

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

me: [minding my own business, chewing an object.]

god: ….what are you eating?

me: [starts chewing faster.]

god, rising: NO.

[he tries to pry open my jaws as to confiscate the object. i bite him. i am cast out from eden.]

[welcometothefinalshow]

no offense but one band one dream one direction motherfuckers

[metaldinleyenpic0]

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

[delicateskin-deactivated2020122]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

How many horsepower is 1 horse?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[bathsuds-deactivated20200309]

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

[mysharona1987]

[veryfunnymemes]

[memescomedy]

[desastresuperior]

Mi fantasía es que alguien me dedique una playlist con canciónes que le recuerden a mí.

[sempiturno]

quiero

[adkinsmayo-deactivated20210918]

in which Alex Utgoff (Alexei) is all of us.