Fox&Cakes

A random selection of random things I may like

[nocek]

the best part of field trip experiments is a chance to become THE experiment yourself ;)

[clusterbungle]

Happy 100th birthday David Attenborough, you absolute bloody legend 💖💖💖💖💖

[unpickled-olive-deactivated2025]

all the food classification discourse is phenotype-based and no more sophisticated than ancient greek zoology.

"pizza is a flat bread with toppings baked on"?

let me guess: you define a man as a featherless biped, don't you plato?

no, we need the taxonomical model. food evolves and adapts and descends. it fills niches that cause it to diverge from its ancestors and converge with other, unrelated species. unlike most animals, food is capable of horizontal gene transfer, making taxonomical divisions less linear.

american pizza (Focaccius rotunda) is descended from an italian baked flatbread dish. deep dish pizza (F. r. patina) is a subspecies of american pizza which evolved in the american midwest. it is taxonomically unrelated to common species of casserole in the area (and casserole is not a taxonomic category but a polyphleytic grouping, much like fish and crabs)

[unpickled-olive-deactivated2025]

"sushi is a burrito" yeah and a bat is a bird.

[unpickled-olive-deactivated2025]

hotdog is actually genetically in the ramen clade for reasons scientists don't understand yet

[messrsage]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[kiwi-koala]

I made this to test out the posca pens I just got and to celebrate the announcement of the switch 2! 🐶🐭🎮

[everythingfox]

He has many expressions

[reotheleo]

Can I just say, uh, I’m pretty sure noticing you’re asexual is harder than noticing you’re gay, straight, pan or otherwise. Like, I just read someone’s desciption of hitting puberty and, like, there’s nothing like that. There’s no sudden ‘boob’ moment, no sudden ‘fuck, I’d fuck that’ moment, not sudden anything. You just, like, plod on through life as usual going ‘oooh, that’s pretty, I’d like that hair’ or ‘oooooh, they’re nice, I’d like to be close to them’ but there’s no like, ‘oh, someone would want to fuck that but I don’t’, you know? You just- you don’t notice, you don’t realise everyone else has ‘had a moment’ but you haven’t, you just- keep going as you always have.

And then, much much later, you start to wonder why people are getting so caught up in drama for romance or sex, like, why bother? It’s not worth it, they’re not worth it, why are you doing stupid things for something that’s so- and then you wonder if there’s something wrong with you, start mentally over compensating. Like ‘uh, okay, um, who should I date? Who can I stand to date? Who could I stand to fuck?’ like- it’s not, it’s not something you want, but you want to fit in, to be normal.

Sometimes you don’t even know that you’re doing it.

Sometimes you don’t even know asexual’s a thing.

I dunno, I guess, I just feel like, uh, people should understand more?

idk sorry thank you for listening to me

[demiblocked]

Thank you for perfectly describing it.

[peregrinelight]

It’s way more difficult to notice the absence of something, especially when you’ve never had it in the first place??

It’s like being born without a nose and then being expected to understand what things smell like because everyone ELSE has a nose.

[moiracolleenodell]

TRUTH

[ewanandlianne]

【 Okami Fanart / Running Through Flower Field 】

[sunscarees]

Reblog if you're not afraid to be booped

[lulichan]

Boop

[galedekarios]

new dragon age: the veilguard screenshots from shinobi602's twitter page [click to enlarge]

[source]

[muralikesgames]

Quest for the Badges - Part 1

Featuring - René (@hit-tab) - Fe'gahl (@thehappiestgolucky) - Galapagos (@kuruna) - Surya (@lulichan)

[bamsara]

why are they like this

[grimmla-arts]

2023 vrs 2024 mizu

what monster hunter monsters would you like to see?

[lulichan]

Mizutsune my beloved

[batshit-auspol]

Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about getting semen out of a bee

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[iicraft505]

Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any

[iicraft505]

[iicraft505]

@chai-cow-ski

[bricky-b]

@is-the-snake-video-cute looks like a coral snake (blunt nose) but double checking- is it ?

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

That's indeed a coral snake, good ID!!

This thread is full of the luckiest people on the planet, I think. Also goes to show just how calm even venomous snakes are - coral snakes rarely bite unless you're actively harassing them - and how important it is to make sure your ID as non-venomous is 1000% certain before picking up any wild snake.

[circleturk]

[animentality]

[disasterofahuman]