frenchiest french fry

Rach.20.she/her.INFJ 💖💜💙 NSFW sometimes

[thebootydiaries]

chicks b like “yeah I’m a bad bicht I’ll ruin your life xoxo” meanwhile they start shaking when they raise their hand in class

[kindergraph]

everyone on earth gets to stan 1 irredeemable fictional murderboy with a vaguely sad backstory. but you only get 1. if you exceed that limit the cia takes you out. and thats how fandom discourse works.

[long-ago-1234567890]

the murderboy pyramid judging the validity of ur muderboys

characters like erik killmonger, magneto, and reaper don’t count bc they were Right and not “irredeemable”

[hexmaniacmareen]

they all look gross and im kinkshaming yall

[gifbro]

[mangoestho-deactivated20161001]

OMG STOP THIS IS ADORABLE

[tigersareendangered]

mangohalwa

[cashewcream-deactivated20170602]

im the food

[tiredngay]

20gayteen is almost over. then we’ll have 20biteen. but what will we do for 2020

[moneyes]

we vote.

[afniel]

We vote.

[rollinrabbit]

it’s sylveon

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

[magicallyemily]

Before February ends, a miracle is going to happen

[curlsandstems]

I receive it.

[lis-lis-deactivated20210826]

Receiving this positive energy

[ghosticalz]

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

[whumpxng]

look, im just a slut for some magical exhaustion okay give me your whumpees overusing their magic and having physical repercussions from it, bloody noses, unable to stand, getting progressively weaker, utterly exhausted and spent !! 

bonus points:  if they know they are running low on magic but they have no choice but to keep using more until they just collapse

bonus bonus points: if their magic is somehow connected to their life force!!

[shadowmaat]

bonus points: technically they could stop, but it would mean allowing the person they care about to die/suffer, so it’s really no choice at all.

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[sushinfood]

you can have more notes just please give me money

[mysharona1987]

[persistant-resistant-and-nasty]

Imagine thinking generations of traumatized children is an acceptable price for a boom boom stick

[mother-soleil-deactivated202102]

Me: *has talent*

Someone: *has talent too*

Me: Oh look I have been replaced

[tariqah]

If you are an older sister you are entitled to a financial compensation. If you’re an older brother fuck u

[guldendays]

1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?

[actioninspire-moved]

is this how rich white americans name their kids?

[roughhewnends]

ok but what if you married whomever was on your *phone* background

[dndeactivated]

other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*

my puppy in the same scenario:

[phangirl]

He’s so valid

[aww-so-pretty]

Homeless Cat Opens Its Eyes For The First Time In Months, Stuns Everyone With Their Beauty

Cotton the cat was alone on the streets, starving, disease-ridden and close to death. His eyes were scabbed over with mange and he was being eaten alive by mites, finding any kind of food without the use of his eyes was next to impossible. But then his guardian angel arrived.

With lots of care, Cotton has finally opened his eyes