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they/he/she | bisexual nb whore | phannie + heller till i die | 22

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[orcboxer]

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

[peopleingishard]

^not my post but same sentiment

[changelingcoded]

keep getting glimpses into an alternate timeline where plurality is more normalized and you can buy shitty tshirts and mugs about it

[blixandco]

Like this?

[taproot-bread]

You know that weird phase where you are not asleep yet but your mind starts doing whatever and you can't really control it? Yeah.

[taproot-bread]

[taproot-bread]

I'M????????????

[swayerto]

[teaboot]

My local grocery store is selling Devil Wears Prada 2 promotional shit in the bath section and while I've never seen the first one I can only imagine this to represent a massive escalation

[gooenthusiast]

No way i‘m the only one that read this as ‚bath salts‘ being the reason why the coffee isn‘t here.

[teaboot]

Cards Against Humanity ass advertisement

[mr-deep-downer]

[doumeki]

[kaylmao]

[valla-chan]

I fed your talkfruit to my messagepig sorry

[nocterm]

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

@/teaboot

[teaboot]

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

[skarvishere]

Had an absolutely iconic grindr interaction and had to make it into hucklerobbby

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[bippus]

Fuckkkkkk

[cheaphalloweencostume]

balls boance

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[hucklerabbot-and-rock]

[notahorseindisguise]

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

[notahorseindisguise]

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

[notahorseindisguise]

i need to type with more of an accent

[notahorseindisguise]

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.