I want this like a cigarette, can we drag it out and never quit?

i am definitely too old for this @luminous_squid at AO3

[queenofnots]

"I fucked up at the olympics because of my huge dong" what a thing to happen to a person.

[luminous-squid]

The Fall of Dickarus.

[totally-ikea]

“Why is snoop dogg at the Olympics-“

WRONG QUESTION!

WHY ISNT MARTHA STEWART THERE WITH HIM?

[softbrah]

she is! she’s joining him for the equestrian events because, and I am quoting her directly, “Snoop is afraid of horses.”

[ronandhermy]

VITAL INFORMATION

[redmyeyes]

USA men's gymnastics team (Asher Hong, Paul Juda, Brody Malone, Stephen Nedoroscik, Frederick Richard), celebrating Nedoroscik's pommel horse routine, which clinches them the Bronze.

[nonagethimus]

lestat's "do I look like I need you" to the hair and makeup person is crazy babygirl yes you do you look like you've discovered the curly girl method, went to town on some sea salt spray and sleep on a polyester pillowcase because the amazon listing said it was silk and you didn't know they could lie to you on the internet

[zimbits-my-love]

Here we are again

It's been eight years since the start

Now I barely call you a friend or an acquaintance

Break or Bury - Sunsleeper

Alt version:

[luminous-squid]

Polaroids on the top and bottom left!

[oldbookist]

this guidebook from 1831 says the water from the seine is good but “has a laxative quality”…girl that is the cholera

[oldbookist]

happy olympics everyone

[sheisraging]

*SCREAMING*

[zennistrad]

Every time I read the word "blorbo" I picture some kind of baby Digimon

[zennistrad]

Like yup that's definitely what the word "blorbo" looks like

[cisthoughtcrime]

wait why is this so funny

[uninspiringdyke]

HELLO???

(source)

[luminous-squid]

No one told me, a gay, that I was supposed to be keeping track of anything.

[msmargaretmurry]

"spiritually kermit and leon might be the same" is actually going to reverberate in my mind every time i see leon from here on out. i hope you're happy

you're welcome💚

[knightsickness]

why are people so weird about vhagar whys she always talked about like aemond is evilly forcing her to do things against her will ‘poor old girl just wants to sleep :( she must be so scared and confused at being made to fight her dragon friends. and after having been bonded with so many strong women now shes bonded to this awful misogynist..’ WHATT are you talkingg about. thats a crocodile the size of a mountain she LOVES to kill she LOVES the taste of blood and evidently she also loves aemond or she would make her displeasure clear by eating him

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

#u guys are so dense #she weighs ten BILLION pounds #do you think she would be listening to the little halloween discount bin drsk skeleton sitting on her neck #if she didn't want to #she has patiently done whatever that little boy has asked of her since he was like. nine. #she's a big fan. BIG fan. loves the kinslaying. she's missed the kinslaying. (via @kingsmoot)

#she ate luke and arrax for funsies against aemond's will????? #there's like 500 lines of dialogue talking about how pumped the dragons are to go to war #she has NOT heard of misogyny she doesn't know what that is she let him claim him bc she deemed him likely to let her kill kill kill (via @saintarmand)

#girl is reliving her glory days #aemond is the closest thing to visenya and her cold black heart (via @caffeinosis)

#DO think she wants to sleep... its just when she IS awake she also wants to Kill And Eat 💚 #i forgive her every war crime (via @suzumurasango)

[luminous-squid]

From a Wiki of Ice and Fire: "When the Faith Militant continued to resist Maegor's reign, even after the losses they suffered at the Battle of Stonebridge and the Battle at the Great Fork of the Blackwater, Visenya mounted Vhagar and burned the seats of House Blanetree, House Terrick, House Deddings, House Lychester, and House Wayn in the Riverlands within a single night..."

VHAGAR LOVES BURNINATING.

[zetterbabe]

tkachuk & bennett @ the champions parade

[yenvengerberg]

ADDAM AND SEASMOKE + reddit posts

[kennyvparse]

Kent fell in love with first met Jack when he looked like this, by the way.

[ratatatastic]

sasha tippy tappy ritual w the matty bump

boston bruins @ florida panthers game 2

warmups | 5.8.24

[stinkbrat]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.

I think we should go the other way around.

make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".

we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"

[luminous-squid]

I'm a big fun of "humans and dancers."