wretched creature with a boot knife

Luna - she/they - ill-fated debutante - harbinger of The End - geena davis lookalike

[bobdylanyaoi]

*aborted bandmate voice* i would be touching you in a vaguely gay way onstage right now... if i existed

[lunamouze]

theoretical bassist who can play more than just the root notes

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[financepigdotnet]

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

[nyancrimew]

i actually write in american anarchist standard english which only really has three rules:

never capitalize country names (unless abbreviated)

em dashes are pretty cool

have fun and be yourself

[kushblazer666]

if there’s one place i know russians have unlimited access to, it’s the CNN studios in atlanta

[death-rebirth-senshi]

[themaskedmewtwo]

Good morning. Care to explain what in the gluten free Christ is going on here???

[the-muppet-joker]

He has died for our sins.

[fleshdyke]

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

[fallenangelvictorious]

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

[fleshdyke]

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

[joindafourtyonepercentzzz-deact]

i can't believe i found this image. this shit is right up my ally

[runningupthat-will]

Twin Peaks : Muppet Casting

Inspired by the above image, I've decided to cast Twin Peaks with almost entirely Muppets.

Kermit the Frog as Special Agent Dale Cooper

Miss Piggy as Laura Palmer

Fozzie Bear as Sheriff Harry Truman

Zoe as Donna Hayward

Gonzo & Camilla the Chicken as Andy & Lucy

Rizzo the Rat as Bobby Briggs

Robin the Frog as James Hurley (please imagine him in a tiny leather jacket on a regular size motorbike)

Janice as Shelly Johnson

Bobo the Bear as Leo Johnson

Sam Eagle as "Big" Ed Hurley

Dr Teeth as Dr Lawrence Jacoby

Cookie Monster as Leland Palmer

Uncle Deadly as Benjamin Horne

Zoot as Jerry Horne

Miss Piggy in a brown wig as Maddie Ferguson

Animal as Bob

Beaker as Mike

Bunsen Honeydew as The Arm

Big Bird as The Giant

Bert as Albert Rosenfield

Ernie as Gordon Cole

Mr Johnson as Pete Martell

Link Hogthrob as Dick Tremaine

Sarah Palmer, Audrey Horne, Deputy Hawk and Josie Packard will remain as human actors.

If there's any characters I've left off (cough cough Catherine Martell, Nadine Hurley, Major Briggs & the Log Lady) it's only because I wasn't sure which Muppets to cast them as or if they would be better off left human. I'm very open to feedback.

[hyrude]

shout out to the hot girl in my playwriting class who responds with “yeah, but that’s derivative of neon genesis evangelion” every time somebody brings up some artsy film i’ve never heard of and they immediately shut up and can’t argue without admitting they’ve seen nge. us regular-looking people could never get away with that. THAT’S what we mean when we say “use your privilege for good” 

[twashchan]

hey do u wanna jerk off together. as friends

[charlestrask]

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

[murdercore-powerfuneral-deactiv]

Donald trump live from turbomax brandonprison on a computer screen at a podium: Ron DeSacraligous sleeps outside in one of those plastic igloos for dogs, it's true.

Ron: It's not outside

[doegirlsnogging]

Again, more helpful graffiti

[jame7t]

can i email you

you want me pregnant

[eastgaysian]

unblock me i had a prophetic vision involving you that concerns the fate of the universe

[sludgebitch]

did she know she was serving or was it effortless