Men are temporary. Cats are forever.

Bacon. Crossfit. Glory.

[funnytwittertweets]

[memewhore]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[depsidase]

[chuckdrawsthings]

do pigeons sometimes forget they can fly or what

[veganthranduil]

actually!! apparently it takes up a lot of energy to lift off, so to pigeons, humans are just not worth the bother

[chuckdrawsthings]

this is an excellent fact. we are insignificant to them and i love it

[partypuppyyes]

It’s 2022 and this James Acaster bit continues to be relevant

[thoodleoo]

is there anything better than an ancient greek hedgehog figurine? i think not

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Not to counter, but rather bring up in equal measure, I present Ancient Egyptian Hedgehog figure: 

[scienceandfandoms]

It’s blue… humanity really has spent thousands of years making the same goddamn shit huh

[sonicheritageposts]

sonic heritage post

[starjasmines]

every day god puts me in a new universe to see if i notice.

[starjasmines]

i do notice btw. i just never say anything because im shy

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more

[everythingfox]

Pet petting pet

(via)

[lunchladykay]

My daily rant.

[mumblesplash]

what’s the name for that species of joke where you mix and match true facts to make something twice as wrong as knowing nothing. if you bite it and you die it’s a stalagmite if it bites you and you die it’s a stalactite

[phantomrose96]

It's actually not the stalactite that bites you you're thinking of stalactite's monster.

[bluestockingbaby]

Red sky at bite, stalagmite’s delight

Red sky at gnawing, stalactite’s warning

[catsofinstagram]

[dstroym]

[whitepeopletwitter]

bUt I tHoUghT tHIs wAs aMeRiCa

[matchboxbed]

when i get mad i’m gonna start saying shit like “why i oughta” as i wind up my fist

[matchboxbed]

how dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[memeclassheroes]