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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@lunchladykay
do pigeons sometimes forget they can fly or what
actually!! apparently it takes up a lot of energy to lift off, so to pigeons, humans are just not worth the bother
this is an excellent fact. we are insignificant to them and i love it
It’s 2022 and this James Acaster bit continues to be relevant
is there anything better than an ancient greek hedgehog figurine? i think not
Not to counter, but rather bring up in equal measure, I present Ancient Egyptian Hedgehog figure:
It’s blue… humanity really has spent thousands of years making the same goddamn shit huh
sonic heritage post
every day god puts me in a new universe to see if i notice.
i do notice btw. i just never say anything because im shy
favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more
Pet petting pet
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My daily rant.
what’s the name for that species of joke where you mix and match true facts to make something twice as wrong as knowing nothing. if you bite it and you die it’s a stalagmite if it bites you and you die it’s a stalactite
It's actually not the stalactite that bites you you're thinking of stalactite's monster.
Red sky at bite, stalagmite’s delight
Red sky at gnawing, stalactite’s warning
bUt I tHoUghT tHIs wAs aMeRiCa
when i get mad i’m gonna start saying shit like “why i oughta” as i wind up my fist
how dare you be funnier than me on my own post