Too bored to live too young to die...

Hello! My name is Iwona and I'm from Poland. I love music and movies. Actual obssesions: Doctor Who, Supernatural, Merlin, Harry Potter, Sherlock and also some funny stuff. Enjoy! :D

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[sternfleck]

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

[femalepope]

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

[caracalliope]

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

[parakeet]

Thought my gf cheated on me again so I messed around with her gay brother, but it turns out it really *was* just her cousin that she was spending time with, so now I’m kinda feeling guilty and confused

Is this how a priest in a confessional booth feels… ten hail marys

[parakeet]

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

I saw this post on the Wikipedia

[parakeet]

@posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia Explain

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

I was browsing the Wikipedia, and the post was there.

Wikipedians share memes, too, y'know?

[parakeet]

I forgot that Wikipedia has like a forum section (?) and thought you saw this in an article and was baffled at the thought. My bad carry on

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

I mean it is featured on this article

[bigmickswingin]

wow that was some article. wikipedians are lot wilder than i thought

[beardedmrbean]

[letshareapapou]

Tech : *deep sigh*

Everyone : *sweatdrop*

[insomniac-arrest]

one of the underrated lessons from lotr's Aragorn is to avoid responsibility for as long as humanly possible, possibly in the woods, possibly without showering, until the small folk need you or whatever

[thememedaddy]

[anxietyproblem]

[thememedaddy]

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[ashyfurz]

[bat-demon]

. that is a serial killer

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[tobiasdrake]

Can you imagine being Gandalf? Getting shit from other wizards because you have a thing for hobbits and you're just like, okay. Okay, maybe I'll temper my fascination with hobbits.

This Ring quest will have two hobbits. Maximum.

Then they all get to Rivendell and have somehow multiplied into four hobbits. And it's like. Okay. Maybe the others are right.

Maybe this is too many hobbits.

We have as many hobbits as we have not-hobbits.

But damn it, you just don't want to get rid of any of these hobbits. Screw it! Everyone can deal. Four hobbits. This is a four hobbits problem.

So away you go.

And things go bad in the worst possible way.

Over and over.

You've lost your hobbits. You've lost yourself. The fellowship has been separated.

It takes everything in your power to help the humans defend themselves, bringing them together to save Rohan. Finally, as things begin to look upright, you're ready to face the war with everything the Rohirrim have left.

You're ready to face him. This may be the hardest battle you've ever fought. But you ride.

Then you get there and two of your fucking hobbits are sitting there like "Yeah, while you were gone, we raised a tree army and beat Saruman's ass. Wanna help us loot his tower?"

....

There were not, in fact, too many hobbits.

This was a four hobbits problem.

[dumbsuicidalteen]

the fact that i have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[cryptonature]

I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

[phantomchick]

@cryptonature​​ Man do I have good news for you!

Also! Bonus frog!

[bigratbastard]

[bossymarmalade]

whenever you are cutting open a too-enthusiastically sealed package or slicing a reluctant tomato be always aware that whatever sharp implement you are using thirsts endlessly for your flesh and no matter where you've placed your hand, if you slip for just a moment, the point will FIND YOU

[holybeings]

an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

[raspberryripley]

[cute-catts]

[alyzu]

The perfect video doesn't exi-