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[swordsdance-deactivated20191029]

some of y’all r so stupid and should play pokemon black and white for nintendo ds

[lornasallydane]

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[aletheyass]

so sorry i have listening to music in my underwear scheduled for tonight

[wordfather]

if i was in jurassic park i'd be fine because the dinosaurs would love me and therefore not eat me

[notahorseindisguise]

real yearners know that they can even feel nostalgic about the present moment

[fairycosmos]

in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

[holythefirm]

you literally have no spirit of inquiry you don’t have a curious bone in your body and the whites of your eyes are sooooo dull. lol

[botanyshitposts]

not to be the guy who stops and admires the flowers but when I go outside. they do draw me in fr fr

[snototter]

A male slingjaw wrasse (Epibulus insidiator)

by Alain Feulvarch

[deep-sea-scholar]

Oh hey neat you’ll never guess why it’s called that!

[jisuto]

[niinjamal]

What if there were more Pokémon in the form of virtual pets like Tamagotchi or Digimon?

[omtai]

love looping a song. Awwww the songs over…… SIKE!!!!!!!!!!

[striders]

opening a tab to google something and immediately entering a state of tranquility and utter bliss as i forget every thought ive ever fucking had

[meatmite]

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Flipping the narrative here i love small talk and i’m very good at it. I love saying “thank god we had that rain!” And “the construction downtown is CRAZY” it gives me a rush

[orgasming-caterpillar]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk