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Vieve. Former lurker, stepping out of the shadows. Melbourne. Sporadic vegan rage (& love!) Multi-fandom.

[witchesbr3w]

someone just said that when nicholas ran away and said "my mother wants me home" agatha freaked out because she knew he was talking about rio and not her.. goodnight.

[queer-as-in-slightly-odd]

jac schaeffer in 2021: what if I make a banging show about a false reality where the setting and costumes are different every episode and everyone thinks that agatha harkness is manipulating the whole thing but the false reality was actually created completely by accident by someone named maximoff which I will heavily hint throughout the show but it will still be a shock to everyone when it's revealed

jac schaeffer in 2024: what if I do it again

[anti-anticheese]

#rio you are the father

[the-ominous-owl]

so this bit is way funnier now

[timelessbian]

she fucked the grim reaper, she made a baby from scratch, she's a con artist and a scammer, she blew up the hindenburg, she sank the titanic, she served cunt, she's annoying and mean, she's traumatized, she's thee jolene, situationship so bad she's gaining custody of twins in the afterlife, she's even a lesbian!! agatha harkness most character of all time

[taraxippos]

David Attenborough narration: But this very special Fish has not come here to feed...

Me: No way dude I was so sure he was hungry but my expectations are subverted Listening and learning.

David Attenborough narration: ...He has come here... To Breed.

Me: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kittyeckersley]

When you actually have to do the job you applied for after lying about how capable and great you are on your résumé

[your-void-senpai]

[lauready]

Agatha harkness gotta be the greatest scammer of all time. Inventing/popularizing a ballad about a series of which trials that don’t even exist, gathering covens like an MLM, then annoying them so bad about their inability to access said nonexistent trials that they blast you with magic thus feeding your succubus powers. lol .

[phishschtick]

I’m sorry but Billy doing the Wanda Walk of Shame™️ just to get into his fucking Subaru was the funniest shit ever

[floralsapphics]

I need a spinoff of Agatha being the world’s most annoying spirit guide

[slaygentford]

this gave me a, no joke, 60 second coughing fit and im still recovering

[nineherbscharm]

[no-baths-for-stan]

nothing funnier than a teen superhero walking away from the end of a battle in his sick new getup, absolutely devastated, and then getting in his subaru and driving home

[jemmalynette]

Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you. Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)

[lesbian-shakespeare]

[cincinnatiburgoo]

I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣

[neil-gaiman]

It's the capital letter shouting that I love so much.

[221turtlesinthetardis]

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

[exemplarybehaviour]

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

[lostoldplanet]

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

[mystrothedefender]

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

[908south]

Happy pride y'all

[jakeperalta]

genuinely have not stopped thinking about this tweet since april 9th