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[chachacharlieco]

THIS CLASSIC CHARACTER PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH DURING A HUNT SO I TRIED TO DRAG IT DOWN WITH MY CLUTCH CLAW BUT IT HOOKED ON TO HIM AND I REFUSED TO LET GO

[chachacharlieco]

Lions roar to communicate. Male lions also roar around his home to protect it. Their roars are really loud and Sora starts practicing at a very young age.

[pticorse]

[xxxnewstitch]

Bach: Jesus bleibet meine freude, BWV 147

[jturn]

how insanely satisfying

[theonlylivingboyinnewyork]

When you can’t afford 10 pounds a month for Spotify.

[lurkordie]

tfw you can't afford a music service so you just create a huge ass spine out of tree corpses to rattle the forest to it's core with a delightful melody.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[shirogane-remaking]

[beyonceisstraight]

[kontrollsysteme]

[lurkordie]

*Clocks By Coldplay*

[whitepeopletwitter]

[spanishskulduggery]

I had forgotten all about the Cardcaptor Spanish dub memes

[spanishskulduggery]

Some of y’all don’t know what I’m talking about but in the one dub, one character (Naoko) has a really shrill voice and she always delivers her lines like she’s yelling

[turn down your audio trust me, they bump up her volume for comedic effect and it’s a lot]

*That first one, she’s whispering (scream-whispering?) so that’s why she sounds like Beaker from the Muppets

The funny part is that the last line she says is Y yo tengo que ir al otorrino

The word otorrino(laringólogo/a) in Spanish is “the ENT doctor” or “ears nose and throat doctor”. All this time this girl really did need to go to the ENT but never did so she’s just out here screaming her lines.

[everythingfox]

Dog waiting for his best friend

(via)

[turtleflurple]

You ever hear a kid screaming somewhere in the distance and think “What if??“

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

“have you not figured out that youve already been captured” “uuuuuUUUUUUUWAAAHHHH”

[brent-geckbat]

@daxratchet

[transjemder]

man: “have you not figured out that youve already been captured?”

frog:

frog:

[no-chill-at-all]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Whoa.

[mashkara45]

[7andaswitch-blade]

A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007

“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.

[fullmetalfisting]

Imagine being at Quiznos and seeing a whole-ass coyote blocking the drinks

[saiasus]

me: can you pass me the gatorade?

coyote: which color?

[lurkordie]

Me: ... ... My brain's so high it can relate to me again.

Cashier in the back: *concerned groan*

[mwg-drwg]

Incase anything happens to my account here’s my entire genome:

GATTTACTCGTACGGTACGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGYTTCCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAATTAOCGGTACGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAATTGGCTCTGAGGGTTCTYCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHUATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGAATTCCAATCAATCCTCAATCATCAATCAACTCKAATCAATCCTCHATCTNACCCCCTTTAFCOGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGATCCTCATCTACCCTTCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGWGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAATCCTCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTGATTTACTCGTACGGTACGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGIAGGGTTCCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGHCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAATTACGGTACGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAATTGGCTCTGAGGGTTCTYCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGCGATCCACGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGAATTCCAATCAATCCTCAATCATCAATCAACTDCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGATCCTCATCTACCCTTCCTTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAATCCTCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATOCCCGTAGGGTAGHGCCTCAATCATCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGDTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAATCCTCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGCATCTACCCCCTTTAFOCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGHGCCTCAATCATCAATCCTCAATCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTIAGGATCCTCATCTACCTCTTCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAOATCCTCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGHGCCTCAATCATCAATCCETCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGATCCTCATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTMTCCAATCAATCCTCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGG…

[monkeysky]

You got like six unique nucleotides so nice

[deepspacepirate]

OP is a virus from outer space

[deepspacepirate]

FUCK YOU OP

[galedekarios]

HEROES VANQUISHED

[chipchopclipclop]

tfw ur trying to move out but dad keeps asking his employees to stand in front of the door and they tell you to go feed your dog instead

[raven-bythesea]

this is what happened right?

Keep reading

[themissingshadow]