Irregular Tolkien Content

Andy | any pronouns [trying to post some art] header and avatar by me :)

[richardgloucesters]

the fact😤👏🏼that there isn’t😓❌ a white rose emoji⚪️ and only a red🔴 is obviously lancastrian🌹propaganda📜😡 you thought❓😔 the wars of the roses 🥀🤴🏻ended at the battle of bosworth field?🗡🛡 think again 🤯🗣 yorkists👑📣 we rise🙌🏽💯 at dawn☀️👊🏼

[kaelio]

[devonghabi]

Taskmaster (UK), 19.04: Midnight Picnic.

[nicolodigenovas]

priorities have been tested

[thrantomoment]

andor has truly ruined star wars for me. i watch a piece of sw media and i go “oh….hm…not as good as andor” and then i stop watching. oughhhhh….andor save me

[cy-lindric]

The Lords of Angband

[owo]

i hate you shein. i hate you wish. i hate you temu. i hate you aliexpress. i hate you fast fashion. i hate you consumerism. i hate you planned obsolescence. i hate you plastics.

[violatorverse]

for the world violation tour book, each of the band members drew a rose, with handwriting by anton

[cherry-pop-soda]

[strathshepard]

Martin Gore of Depeche Mode by Anton Corbijn at Franz Kafka’s grave, Prague, 1988

[trzpiotka]

reblog if you love 80s music drowned in synth

[solalasoforth]

[psstwantsomecheese]

When burning to death in a fiery chasm isn't even the worst thing that's happened to you

[toddandersonwithtrustissues]

my favourite thing about the X Files is that time they ended an episode with Scully crying in a confessional booth saying 'I'm afraid that God is speaking and no one's listening' and the very next episode is about killer cockroaches

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

Elrond is Not Noldo, a colourised guide

Maia, Sinda, Noldo, Vanya, Beor, Hador

Melian - Thingol Nolofinwë - Anairë Lúthien - Beren Turgon - Elenwe Dior - Nimloth Tuor - Idril Elwing - Eärendil Elrond

Elrond: 31.25% Sinda 25% Hador 15.625% Vanya 12.5% Beor 9.375% Noldo 6.25% Maia

56.25% elf, 37.5% man, 6.25% maia.

Arwen’s genetics under cut (for fun)

Teler

Galadriel - Celeborn Celebrian - Elrond Arwen

Arwen: 40.625% Sinda 14.0625% Vanya 12.5% Teler 12.5% Hador 10.9375% Noldo 6.25% Beor 3.125% Maia

78.125% elf, 18.75% man, 3.125% maia.

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

The Problem of Tuor

I have been reminded that Tuor’s family tree actually looks like this:

Haleth

Galdor - Hareth Huor - Rían Tuor

Which changes things! Fixed genetics for Elrond and Arwen:

. Elrond Arwen Sinda: 31.25% 40.625% Bëor: 25% 12.5% Teler: - 12.5% Vanya: 15.625% 14.0625% Noldo: 9.375% 10.9375% Maia: 6.25% 3.125% Hador: 6.25% 3.125% Haleth: 6.25% 3.125%

[buzziightqueer]

[kimwxlers]

Andy Zaltzman in TASKMASTER: Series 18