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Vivien, Germany, blog dedicated to my favorite ships💙

[ladyjencroft]

Well... 🤷🏻‍♀️

[hxans]

[lpbear]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Tbh the idea that German is an angry or ugly language is just French propoganda to divert attention away from the fact that French sounds exactly like when your dog is choking on some plastic wrapper he found somehow

[cahootings]

[deadbeatmaker]

Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

[hardtostayaway-deactivated20180]

“treasuring” and “loving” your girlfriend will result in her quickly leave you. Girls HATE guys who treat them like goddesses. They view it as pathetic and weak.

[deadbeatmaker]

I hate it when people say shit like this like we get it you’re an

[locketship]

[accidental-muse]

[bratmcnugget]

[commiethot]

yall hurt him so bad he deleted his Manchild Manifesto

[nickaroooo]

Y’all missed the best fucking part

[tikattu]

it be like that sometimes 

[ruinedchildhood]

[buckybarnes-xyou]

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL OF THIS ^^^^

Stop making women carry your emotional baggage!

[eattherich73]

No fault divorce-women can now leave shitty marriages unlike their mothers. They can leave shitty marriages without worrying about losing their kids. They aren’t literal fucking property anymore.

[aphony-cree]

It’s very telling that OP asked “What are we doing that our Grandparents didn’t do” instead of “What did our Grandparents do to have great marriages”

He knows the change is based on people taking action when they used to remain passive. He knows that older marriages didn’t survive because they did great things as partners, but because partners didn’t or couldn’t take actions to end bad marriages

[thebootydiaries]

every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep

[thebootydiaries]

was i okay

[mapledippped]

Carol: Gets hit with Gamma radiation and gets cool powers like flight, super strength, can breath in space

Bruce:

[solace-y]

just the girly things

forcing an earing through a closed piercing

taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 

human sacrifice

homemade face masks 

[userboxer]

[weirdvintage]

A surefire way for mothers to get their sons to tuck in their shirts, 1940s style (via Kitsch-Slapped)

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

The illustrated boy looks pretty darn pleased with his cute new lace edging.

I can see him now meeting his friends at the soda fountain. 

‘Fellows, check out Mom’s latest effort at mind control.’ (spins)

(chorus of whistles and applause)

‘Why, Jimmy, I do believe you’ve started a fashion!’

‘Let’s go to the Woolworth and get lace edging for all our shirts!’

‘Doug can sew them on, he got his Handicraft merit badge last summer!’

‘Never regretted it.’

‘Jimmy, your mom has some internalised misogyny to figure out.’

‘Don’t I know it.’

[fieldbears]

I would read novels about these boys

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Parenting a baby Groot vs……

[fruityqueer]

Steve: *summons mjölnir*

Everyone in the cinema:

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“Yet sometimes one trembling star comes in the clear sky and makes me think the world beautiful,”

— Virginia Woolf, from The Complete Works; “The Waves,” published c. 1931

[ruinedchildhood]

Avengers Endgame Spoilers Without Context

[tomhiddlestonscheekbones]

[sam-captain-wilson]

Please unmute this

[chrispineofficial]

this is the most incredible thing that’s ever been created like op you belong in the good place