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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@luvyouchr
dudes who accuse films like captain marvel of teaching young girls to hate men have no idea that literally no one and nothing is more effective at making girls hate men than men
this is now my most popular post and i haven’t so far seen a single dumbass attempted rebuttal so i’m feeling pretty good about it tbh
U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy
Please watch this piece of gold on religion and accepting gay people from One Day at a Time (wait for the plot twist…)
i will never,,, in all the remaining years of my life,,, forget the classic lie as to harry james potter looking snape dead straight in the eyes and saying roonil wazlib was his nickname
“Woah Bishop you have to get out of there.”
—- Nick Torres to Ellie Bishop, NCIS 16.1 September 25 2018,
#ijustfuckingdiedholyshit #anyoneelsecatchthat?!
Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit
We don’t.
anyway
If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.
This is my new favorite post
Sense8 spoilers but Kala saving her own life as everyone uselessly cries around her is a fuckin mood.
Honest Posters of Our Relationship with Technology
Designer Ajit Johnson, living in England, has imagined a series of posters called “#This_Generation”. With honesty, the posters show anecdotes linked to our daily relationship with technology and social networks.
No one thinks selfie sticks are cool except tourists and rich white girls at the club.
Ok, normally I just roll my eyes and scroll past these, but this time I felt the need to comment:
1. Hiding porn on your computer? Wow, previous generations never did anything like that. Nobody ever hid adult magazines under their bed so much that it became a trope in movies. Nah. Never.
2. Online/skype date? Yeah, you can talk face-to-face with the people that matter to you even when you can’t get out to meet them physically, isn’t that amazing?
3. If I was lost and dying out in the wilderness somewhere, and I saw some… I dunno, some outpost that had wifi for some reason, you bet your ass I’d get tf over there and use it to get help/use a map/tell people where I am.
4. Did you know you can read books on your smartphone/tablet AS WELL AS being actively social??
5. I’m pretty sure technology is not to blame for kids getting pregnant/overweight/depressed. Side note, isn’t it great that those kids can use the internet to search for help and advice?
6. In a world where everyone is so much more connected thanks to social media, it’s really useful that you can block people who hurt you and protect yourself. I don’t really see the downside here.
7. It ain’t technology’s fault that some asswipes use their phone while driving. Just let those schoolkids text their parents to tell them when they’re gonna get home in peace.
8. Yeah, selfie sticks aren’t cool. But it IS cool that people can save their memories in pictures and photo albums at the click of a button, without needing to buy cameras and film, get the film developed, and then have big ol’ photo albums sitting around the house everywhere?
9. I swear nobody’s typed like that since 2009. But hey, culture, slang and dialect change with times regardless of whether it’s spoken or typed.
10. You’re right, poster. Happiness is being able to chat to your family and friends no matter the distance. Especially when they’re online and able to respond quickly. That’s nice.
Passive aggressive rant over
Airport security: You have two insulin pumps?
Me: This is a continuous glucose monitor.
Airport security: A pump?
Me: No, a glucose monitor.
Airport security: Oh, I’ve never seen someone with two.
Me: …
Everyone born roughly before 2000 was lied to when our math teachers told us we wouldn’t be carrying a calculator with us when we grew up.
Echo: Bell is there something going on between you and Clarke
Bellamy: What no why would you say that
Clarke: Hey Bellamy can you-
Bellamy: Yeah ofc whatever you need princess- wait are you alright? What happened? Where’s our daughter? Is she okay?
We were all so focused on the potential Madi/Bellamy dynamic that I somehow feel dumb now for having never considered a Madi/Murphy dynamic! I mean that’s some cool snarky uncle/cool snarky niece goals right there and I’m in love with it. Like… “who’s the hobbit?” “I thought you’d be funnier”
Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.
me, in 60 years: tony and ziva deserved better