Silent Thoughts...

[theowlandthekey]

[luzklarita]

Wellllll I decorate my home with dead things and rocks but my wall also say "live, laugh, love" so what am I?? XD

[feraligatr]

ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience

[feraligatr]

ok attempt number #2 for my american followers: 

 me: i need to use the Bathroom 

 waiter: baby you at an applebee’s, shit anywhere

[feraligatr]

shajkldhskjladfhjklsdgkljdaghdsajlkgh

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dolfinsatdawn]

[theancientelementsofharmony1]

The Pope and the Vatican do NOT speak for ALL Christians, NOR do they dictate when Easter happens, thank you very much.

It is STILL the celebration of our Lord Jesus Christ’s Resurrection, and as such, is NOT dependant on the word of one mortal man.

The Lord is our Father, NOT Pope Francis.

Yes, I understand WHY he has cancelled Mass/services/whatever at St. Peters, but that does NOT mean he has the AUTHORITY to cancel Easter itself.

Only God Himself could do that, and we ALL know that He won’t.

[full-moon-phoenix]

Jesus: Stop telling everyone I’m dead!

Pope (tearfully): Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

[dellinah]

How dare you make a reference this funny

[infinitywithoutparallel]

Are we all just ignoring the psychopath that took this post seriously

[lavenderek]

yeah

[kanyeismyenemy]

Yeah

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

yeah

[lunarcentric]

Yeah, Lmaoo

[just-shower-thoughts]

Our pets probably see us as chameleons or shape shifters since we wear different clothes of different sizes and color every day.

[anxietyproblem]

[boywithbpd]

i really fucking hate my body and i want to tear myself apart so i don’t exist anymore

[lmm-43]

I’m such a “nah I got it” and suffer in silence type of person.

[facts-about-bisexuality]

Fact: If bisexual people are confused, it’s not because we aren’t really bi. It’s because society tells us we can’t really exist, and tries to make us believe things that contradict with our own experiences. That would confuse anyone.

[chronicowboy]

bisexuals are confused, but not about their sexuality. everything is just confusing to us.

[luzklarita]

THAnK yoU

[socially-awkward-justice]

Bi things no one talks about

Straight women being repulsed by bisexual men, because he’s secretly gay.

Gay women having a ban on bisexual women, because they are “greedy” or “experimenting” or “will cheat on me with a man”.

Straight men asking bisexual women constantly if they want or have had threesomes, as if bisexual women are only sex objects.

Gay men refusing to acknowledge their partners as bisexual, or even trying to “turn them”. 

These are not okay, these hurt bisexual people. 

[sodapoplio]

[kai-wildfang]

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

[coolsville-ghetto]

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

[camiluna27]

i threw a rat at a god

[nikeypapi]

i want you even on days you don’t want yourself

[dspressed]

I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco

[quomododragon]

My students are up to something. They keep coming up to me and handing me pieces of fruit, and when I ask why, they just smile cryptically and say, “Don’t worry about it.”

[quomododragon]

Like, the apples I get. That’s a teacherly thing to give. But one of them just straight up handed me a grape.

[quomododragon]

I took a sick day today and sent an email to the first girl to hand me a piece of fruit, asking if I could have an explanation now.

Her response was to send me this meme:

That clarifies exactly nothing, thanks.

[quomododragon]

Walked into school today to an email from her saying: “There’s more to come, hope it doesn’t leave you *sour* (you’ll get that later).”

Ominous.

[quomododragon]

Just before my first class of the day, one of my students came floating in, a black cloak billowing behind her, hood pulled low over her eyes.

“An offering,” she said, handing me a plain white bag with a green ribbon.

Inside is this:

Life gave me a plastic lemon.

[quomododragon]

WE HAVE AN ANSWER!

Apparently this was the result of a number of my students playing Truth or Dare at a birthday party. I’m not sure which one of them came up with “I dare you to confuse Magistra by handing her a piece of fruit without explanation”, but I 100% approve of any thought process that ends with me getting free food.

[starsparklez]

That was wild until the finish.

[jumpingjacktrash]

this is the most wholesome prank. literally wholesome. full of vitamins and everything.

[spaceycomet]

i! dont know who i am! who the fuck am i!!! what the fuck do i want to do in life!!! what are even my own interests besides the things i cling to!!! i dont know !!!!

[teaboot]

I like to browse around online and save a big folder full of pictures of everything that makes me feel happy and when I’m done adding new ones I look at them all spread across my desktop all together and think ‘that’s me’

[poetic-pics]

Physical attractiveness…

[pinof]

pitbulls aren’t evil. they just want to be loved.