[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[vermillionkill-deactivated20230]

worth a shot huh

[matvrity]

Why not

[dt3rf]

Dm if you dirty chat

[dt3rf]

Dm if you dirty chat

[dt3rf]

Reblog if you want nudes

[dt3rf]

Message me to dirty chat!

[dt3rf]

Reblog if you want nudes

[dt3rf]

Message me to dirty chat!

[dt3rf]

Message me to dirty chat!

[thepsychmind]

Fun Psychology facts here!

[captainamericaa]

This is the money abuelita, reblog this in the next five minutes to receive the best news of your life

[chalinostyle-deactivated2023111]

Bruh this a new one gotta try it out

[enterheavenalive]

I scrolled past and then scrolled back up :-/

[lloro-na-deactivated20210824]

This so cute

[tatted-black-widow]

Abuela plz.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[pellgrantz]

What’s good, Roger?

[asongfor-vale]

bc finals week

[triplecupplove]

Roger…I need you.

[lxsbianest]

Hi roger pls help

[hornybipussy]

Horny lesbians

I will send a naughty msg to every girl who reblog this and I’ll make sure she cums;)

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[untexting]

this is another TRICK

[utena-gay]

tell me again how psychiatric abuse is somehow the same as conversion therapy

FUCKING TELL ME AGAIN

[zodiacmind]

Which Zodiac Signs are Faithful?

Faithful Zodiac Signs:

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

The Bull loves his “creature comforts” and is very sensual. He thrives on stability and is usually extremely dependable, reliable, and loyal. Taureans are great planners and are always looking ahead, ready to tackle any problems that might arise in their lives, including possible obstacles in their marriage or relationship.

Cancer: June 22 – July 22

Of all the 12 signs, Cancer is the most concerned with a secure, loving relationship. The Crab loves home and family and is not happy unless he has deep emotional ties. The Cancerian is usually very nurturing and tends to take good care of everyone he cares about.

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

Virgos are sensitive, creative and tend to be intuitive when it comes to the feelings and needs of others. They are usually very supportive of friends and lovers, always ready to provide a “shoulder to cry on.” The kind Virgin often makes a wonderful life partner.

Libra: September 23 – October 22

This sign seeks peace and harmony (especially in relationships) due to an innate longing for justice and fairness. Libras are creative and multifaceted, and when trouble rears its ugly head in a relationship, the Libra will often escape into his own little world to sort things out. Usually an exciting lover, Libras tend to be trustworthy and loyal.

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

The Goat loves stability, especially in a relationship. Most Capricorns realize that success in any form requires hard work and determination, and the Goat is not afraid of either. When obstacles in a relationship arise, as they always do, Capricorn has the patience required to work things out.

Signs that are Hard to Hold:

Aries March 21 – April 19

The Ram is independent and impulsive, often acting before fully considering the consequences of their actions. They also have a voracious appetite for adventure, which could very well include multiple lovers and numerous affairs.

Gemini May 21 – June 21

The Twins are daring and curious. They thrive on excitement, and sometimes on danger. They’re also incredibly mischievous and enjoy playing games, even with the hearts and minds of others. They become easily bored with a lover once the “new” has worn off.

Leo July 23 – August 22

The Lion is a perfectionist and is always on the prowl for the “perfect” mate. Unfortunately, few relationships are perfect, and once a Leo discovers that his lover can’t or won’t keep up with him sexually and intellectually, he’ll move on to more fertile ground. The king of the jungle often has a long history of numerous lovers and relationships.

Scorpio October 23 – November 21

Scorpios are often the most powerful beings among the zodiac signs, and they love and seek power. They are difficult to get to know, as they often hide their true feelings. Reasons a relationship with a Scorpio can be difficult include the Scorpion’s tendency to always thinks he’s right and that he’s not very forgiving. Once they feel that they’ve been wronged, it’s difficult for them to “forgive and forget.”

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21

The Archer is generally a free spirit who hates rules, including the restrictions inherent in a monogamous relationship. This sign loves exploration of all kinds, including adventurous forays into the areas of sex and relationships.

Aquarius January 20 – February 18

This sign is often flighty and unpredictable. The Water Bearer is very independent and unconventional. Many who fall under this sign might eschew the bonds of marriage or serious relationships, seeing them as boring.

Pisces February 19 – March 20

The most sensitive sign in the zodiac, Pisceans often battle conflicting inner emotions. The Fish live in their own little fantasy land and sometimes have difficulty handling the demands of the real world, including relationships. They become easily disillusioned when a lover or a relationship does not meet the high expectations of their fantasies.

More Zodiac Here

[pr1nceshawn]

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

[hiddlesherethereeverywhere]

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

[titenoute]

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

[hman]

“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”

[paleo-punk]

Blessed Image

[kimidakewooooo]

reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck