Collecting from Good Omens fandom for my entertainment

She/her. Hollanov is my comfort ship. Good Omens is my life. my shop: lydiablackblade.etsy.com

[lydiablackblade]

So, my friends convinced me it's a good idea, I'm still not sure tho...

Here is my etsy where you can buy the Daddy Michael (Aziraphale) and Uncle David (Crowley) dolls

lydiablackblade.etsy.com

patterns can be found here

[chocolate-smash]

okay I can’t keep it in anymore. Shane may be autistic, but he simply Would Not have a problem with things being too bright or loud. This boy plays HOCKEY, he is a SENSORY SEEKER, there is NO SUCH THING AS TOO BRIGHT AND LOUD. In my HEART OF HEARTS I know that this man used to stand in the middle of arcades as a child and soak in all of the different sounds and lights and flashy bits and finally feel like he’s getting enough sensation to settle into his own skin. He sleeps under 2 weighted blankets and preferably also another giant 250lb hockey player. He’s not having a problem with too much noise and stimulation. He plays recorded crowd noises from other sports games to focus on stuff. He’s fine sitting in wet clothes for an hour if that’s how long it takes to finish sexting before he gets changed. He’s a SENSORY SEEKER. LET HIM SEEK.

[chemdoodles]

1x04. Hungry for some tuna melt?

[providing-leverage]

But what if it was an accident. What if she just misjudged how many she could handle because she needed more (pain meds, anti depression meds, some sketchy stuff she bought off the downstairs neighbor, whatever the pills were. We don't know. Does Ilya?) to get through the day. What if she had faint plans for dinner, and was going to walk Ilya home from the bus stop after school, and needed to talk to Alexei about his grades, and was squirreling money away from her husband because maybe one day they'll get out of here. She just needs a minute of peace first. A couple more pills. To lay down in her bed and close her eyes for a moment.

[lydiablackblade]

They were really nice guys 😁

[themoonandmyman]

baby Ilya’s tiny angry Russian ranting when Irina won’t let him stay on the ice and his cheeks are all bright pink and his little nose is wet and he’s plopping down onto the ice and crossing his arms and yelling NYET NYET NYET.

Across the ocean at the exact same time, the exact same thing is happening to a very exhausted Yuna Hollander.

[littleewhitelotus]

i just HAD to draw this

[smallpotatoes-dandelions]

I don't know how to articulate this well, but I really fucking hate the way a lot of thin writers write fat characters. Like how men write women "breasting boobily" there is something so dehumanizing about how fat characters are often written. "He waddled", "he lumbered", the writer of the book I'm reading always mentions this characters "fleshy hand" when he does something with his hand. Like, we already know that he's fat. There is no need to describe everything he does as "doing it fatly".

[sulkybender-retired04042026]

*fishes this absolute treasure from the tags*

[lydiablackblade]

Lady Sybil is such a great character! I love her dearly.

If you remember that kinda horrible series Watch, one thing people were so upset about was that she was played by a young and conveniently pretty actress. Being big (and middle aged) is such a deep part of Sybil's character and they stripped it of her for... what?

Every reader *adored* her the way she was.

Be like Sir Terry. Create characters who will be adored not despite their size but in part because of it

[goth-queen]

[cassolotl]

A poll for Firefox users

I use up-to-date Firefox and I have used the AI kill switch

I use up-to-date Firefox and I have turned off some AI features but not all

I use up-to-date Firefox and I have not turned off any AI features

I use up-to-date Firefox and didn't know you could turn off AI features

I use an older version of Firefox with no AI features

I don't use Firefox

Voting ended onJun 21

[cassolotl]

For Firefox users who weren't aware of the AI kill switch, type about:preferences#ai into the address bar, and you should see this:

[scunthotter]

Baby Shane playing imaginary hockey and then pausing to give imaginary press interviews where he just says things like "gotta put pucks in the net" in his tiny little 7 year old voice.

[raincitygirl76]

And amazing peer review by @touchlikethesun

[lydiablackblade]

Why am I in tears, haaaaalp

[scunthotter]

Baby Shane playing imaginary hockey and then pausing to give imaginary press interviews where he just says things like "gotta put pucks in the net" in his tiny little 7 year old voice.

[lydiablackblade]

As you wish. This little girl is more than precious 💞💞

https://youtube.com/shorts/5NwMgNay2fE?is=-8jzk3sl4ajz58nK

[surreality51]

Shane doesn’t realize he looks Like That because, despite being ranked as #1 Hottest Player in the MHL and getting numerous sponsorships, he thinks “it’s not like I get treated any differently in my daily life because of my looks, people aren’t throwing themselves at me left and right, so it must not be a big deal.”

But the thing is, people DO throw themselves at Shane left and right, he just doesn’t realize it.

The Voyagers are at a club and girls are eyeing him like the last steak in a tiger enclosure, but Hayden is about to bang his head on the table because Shane is in his usual Captain mode and paying zero attention to the girls. A few of the bolder ones approach him but he’s like “Hi, can I help you?” and “oh sorry, I’m on duty right now, I can’t leave my team” and Hayden gives up, he just can’t anymore. Jackie will need to step up and find this man a girl cuz Shane ain’t gonna do it on his own.

At brunch with Rose, the waiter is checking him out hardcore and smiling flirtatiously. Rose teases him about it, and Shane is like “???? He’s just doing his job? Isn’t it his job to be friendly?”

Years later, Hayden and Rose are trading war stories of Shane being oblivious to human attraction and Ilya’s just like, *shrug* you just need to be clear and direct with him, and Rose and Hayden both stare at him like “what do you mean?”

And that’s how they learn that the way you get through to Shane about your intentions is you have to jerk off at him while looking him in the eye.

[surreality51]

“Wait wait wait, hold up,” says Rose. She leans toward Ilya with the personal boundaries of someone on their third mimosa. They are gathered on the deck of the cottage and the drinks have been flowing. “What do you mean ‘clear and direct’? What is not ‘clear and direct’ about a guy looking you up and down, giving you the flirty eyes AND the flirty smile, and saying that dessert is, quote, ‘on me if you’re interested.’ That’s pretty fucking clear and direct if you ask me.”

Hayden snorts and looks at Shane, who has his face buried in his hands.

“Seriously?!? You think that’s just a guy doing his job?”

“I didn’t want to assume!” Shane protests. “You know how often service staff get harassed on the job. I’m not going to be one of those people.”

Hayden scoffs. “Yeah, dude, I get that, but there’s making assumptions and then there’s missing a huge fucking billboard that says ‘Do You Want to Fuck, Yes/No’.”

Shane groans and Ilya sniggers, eyes bright with amusement.

“No no, you see, Shane is tricky to flirt with,” Ilya explains, rubbing a hand over Shane’s back fondly, “because he will make up all these reasons why he might be misunderstanding, a million excuses why maybe you aren’t really flirting with him, because he doesn’t want to make a mistake and get embarrassed. So you have to make it so he has no chance for misunderstanding.”

Shane leans into his side and buries his face in Ilya’s shoulder, hiding, but Ilya can feel his smile pressed against his shirt, so he knows Shane’s feeling embarrassed but not mortified.

Rose grins in delight and says, “Then how did you do it, Mr. Clear and Direct?”

Hayden catches on as well. “Yeah, actually, you never did say exactly who made the first move and where and how. You just said it was the summer before rookie year.”

Shane stills. Ilya’s pretty sure they’re both thinking about the same moment all those years ago. He drops a light kiss on top of Shane’s head, part question and part reassurance. After a moment, Shane relaxes, settles himself more comfortably with his temple pressed to Ilya’s shoulder, and gives Ilya a light squeeze on the leg in assent.

Ilya grins at Hayden and Rose, permission granted.

“Technically Shane approached me first, outside the rink at World Juniors, flirting in his very polite Canadian way.”

“I was not flirting.”

“Yes, you were flirting, solnyshko, clear as day. You smiled at me with your cute freckles and you shook my hand twice.”

“I was showing good sportsmanship! It’s polite to introduce yourself to the other players.”

“Ah, so you introduced yourself to my teammates as well? All of them. Whole team.”

Shane paused. “Well, no, but you were obviously the best player on the team and the media was already talking about us as rivals, so it makes perfect sense to introduce myself to you but not your teammates.”

Ilya gives Rose and Hayden a look as if to say, “you see what I have to deal with?”

Shane shoves Ilya.

Rose laughs. “You are lucky, because I had to go up to Shane and introduce myself.”

Hayden snorts. “I had to do that too, and I wasn’t even trying to date him. I just wanted to get to know him better as a teammate.”

“You guys…” Shane groans and shakes his head.

“Okay, so Shane makes the first move,” says Rose, turning back to Ilya, because she is like a bloodhound when it comes to good gossip. She ignores Shane muttering “no, I didn’t” and presses on. “But obviously nothing happened then, because I cannot picture Shane getting down and dirty on the first date”—she ignores his “That wasn’t a date” as well—“What did you say to actually get through to him?”

Ilya glances from Rose’s eager face to Hayden’s I’m-curious-but-I’m-kinda-afraid-of-what-I’m-about-to-hear expression and shrugs nonchalantly.

“I did not say anything.”

He sees both of their scrunched expressions and forces down his grin.

“What? What do you mean?” says Rose, eyebrows creased in confusion.

“I did not have to use any words,” Ilya says, casual as can be.

“Oh my god,” says Shane, hiding his face again.

“But—but you just said that you were very clear. How did you, um—“

Rose has the most expressive face, Ilya could completely see why she was an actress.

Ilya shrugs again.

“I did not need words to be clear. We were in the shower after a photoshoot at a rink, and I see that Shane is interested in me, so I turn to him and show him that I am interested too, is very clear that I am interested. I put on a little show for him—a big show, actually—look him in the eye, and baby teenage Shane says ‘okay yes, I want that for rest of my life.’ See? Is easy.”

”Oh my god,” Shane repeats.

[dropofbittersea]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82668686

[lydiablackblade]

This is fucking beautiful.

Break you and heal you. I'm crying .

[depsidase]

[dingledraw]

Finally fiancées 🤪 (took you long enough 🙄)

[gozeri]

Well, just as a friends

[cornchrunchie]

『 So, how do you two know each other? 』

– via knjfedog (x)