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@lyds-and-stiles
💥 HAPPY NEW YEAR 💥
Dear @teenwolfholidayfest
All I want this years is…
1) A time travel fix-it, Steter or Sterek. Idc about rating, and I would prefer a fic to a ticket but I’m not super picky.
2) Supernatural Crossover where either Dean or Sam are in competition w/ Peter for the hand of the witch (Stiles) at the local metaphysical shop.
3) Steter Mafia AU
4) Sterek mafia AU
5) Secretly a Total Badass™️ Stiles
6) Stiles and Lydia either twins or besties running an empire
Rating doesn’t matter that much to me, anything from explicit to gen is fine! I would prefer fic length but ficlets are stellar too. Go hog wild! Hope y’all enjoy my prompts 🫀.
Thanks!
Lyds-and-stiles
Happy first day of Hanukkah to all who celebrate!
Wishing all a safe holiday season.
I’m taking Lydia prompts!! I don’t write Stydia, Scydia, or Peter/Lydia. But other than that, shit’s fair game.
Sign ups will remain open from January 13th - February 6th, 2019.
You read that right, sign-ups are now OPEN!
Before signing up, we do ask that you check out the FAQ to ensure you know what to expect from this event.
Artists are expected to complete two (2) pieces/works of art. Authors are expected to write a minimum 10,000-word fic.
Sign-ups will remain open from January 13th - February 6th, 2019.
Now go, go sign up!
Your mods,
@lavender-lotion and @lacrossepapi
Hello, everyone! It’s Jas (or goldenageofespionage) and I’m a chronically ill/disabled young NB who’s in need of some money. Im trying to see a friend I haven’t seen in ages, and I have physically no ability to work right now. (consequently, $0 income). So, I am opening writing commissions!
I’m not very well known around the fanfiction communities, but I am currently trying to remedy that. I’ve been writing for years, and I often post my fanfictions on AO3. I have written part of a fantasy novel and am currently working on a science fiction/action/superhero series. I long to be a published author.
What I can do:
☾ Fanfiction
☾ Original Stories (tell me exactly what you want. This is for you after all)
☾ Original Characters/Character Background (as long as you provide me enough information, that I can properly construct them)
☾ Reader Inserts
☾ World Building/Backstories (as long as you provide me enough information, that I can properly construct them)
☾ Headcanon Ficlets
☾ Poetry (Give me a subject and type)
☾ I’m open to discussing something you don’t see listed here
What I will not do:
☾ Incest and Pedophilia
☾ Rape/non-con
☾ I reserve the right to not write what makes me uncomfortable, but I’m pretty open and flexible.
Cost/Payment:
☾ $1 for every hundred words
So 500 is $5
1,000 is $10 and so on.
☾ Smut is an extra $5 charge
☾ $0.25 to keep the writing private and sent only to you rather than being posted for public viewing. This is because I can’t attract more viewers if I can’t post my work.
I will be accepting payment via PayPal and Ko-Fi
How to do it:
Email me at [email protected] and we will discuss and work it out. I will not write your story (or stories) without receiving payment first. I will try make sure you receive your story within at least 2 weeks of payment.
My Interests:
☾ Marvel
☾ DC
☾ Star Wars
☾ Interview With the Vampire
☾ Doctor Who
☾ Hamilton
☾ The Mortal Instruments
☾ Shadowhunters
☾ Stranger Things
☾ Teen Wolf
☾ Lucifer
☾ Supernatural
☾ Sherlock
☾Agent Carter
@lyds-and-stiles and @goldenageofespionage are looking (read: desperate) for prompts.
Okay…what can I do about it? (Sorry I’m not getting what you’re asking me)
You could send some prompts my guy, or we could brainstorm something to write together. I read your post about being in a rut. I'm here for ya. Same goes for @goldenageofespionage
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Theo Raeken/Stiles Stilinski (Past) Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale Additional Tags: fluffy fluff, It's floof, Derek has a heart, stiles is sad, Ice Cream, Dirty Dancing soundtrack Summary:
I’m sleeping over at my friend’s flat from university after study group and just got woken up in the middle of the night by their roommate, who is sitting in the kitchen, listening very loudly to the dirty dancing soundtrack and crying. Like wtf, I didn’t even know they had a roommate and normally I would yell at you but damn you are cute. You really need to stop tho dude, its 4am, some people in this house want to sleep AU
From a prompt list on tumblr.
I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.
all you goyim I follow - I see you reblogging this and it warms me.
Chris Argent + tight shirts
stiles/peter aesthetic
“You’re an idiot”.
Derek stares at Boyd.
“You could’ve just asked him out.”
“That is not what this is, you know that”.
“Is that so?”
Derek watches as Boyd’s broad back disappears in the crowd. The man doesn’t talk much, but when he does, Derek always listens, even if it is in the middle of Los Angeles First Responders Annual Gala.
This time though Boyd is totally wrong. Yes, Derek has been in the state of prank war (or, as Erica joyfully called it, blue-balls-merry-go-round) with a certain detective Stiles Stilinski from 24th precinct for the past week.
Yes, Derek started it by sending a 2-pound donut to Stilinski with the arson investigation files - which was totally justified because not only was the detective annoying, loud and obnoxious, he also was a die hard Mets fan, which Derek considered a treachery of highest order.
Yes, the situation might’ve spiraled a little out of control when Stiles retaliated by sending a heart-shaped box with steak to the “man-beast of my heart” and Derek answered in-kind by mailing him a copy of the Firefighters calendar, in which he, Derek Hale, Captain of the Firehouse 21, was Mister July.
Yes, Derek might have kept a gorgeous bouquet of roses that Stiles sent him in return because, you know, roses are pretty, but he definitely did not keep a sultry-looking note saying “You know me so well, Big Daddy ;D”, so it has nothing to do with any feelings, right?
Derek looks around the crowd of tuxedos and evening gowns and realization slowly downs on him. He just outbid everyone and offered to pay $2k for a chance to go on a date with detective Stilinski. The money itself is nothing (Derek’s family is loaded and he frequently sugar-daddis his subordinates anyway, besides it is going to be used for charity)…But the reason? Derek tries to convince himself it was all for the sake of winning the prank war, but two tiny voices that sound suspiciously like Erica and Isaac are chanting in his head, De Nile… De Nile…
Derek growls and goes for the exit.
**
It is 2 days before the D-day (D is for the “date”, not “Dick”, Erica) when Derek hears the chatter over the waves about an explosion in the garment district. It’s ten minutes later when he realizes the scale of the disaster and that Stiles, that annoying little shit of a detective Derek looked forward to spending an evening with is in the epicenter of it.
A major drug cartel bust goes terribly wrong, the meth lab explodes and Stiles is pinned down on the second floor of a warehouse because the brave idiot dashes there to provide cover fire for his team to retreat and gets cut off. And while SWAT and FD are trying to decide what to do, the fire reaches critical stage and the roof is about to collapse.
The SWAT leader orders everyone to be on standby -there are still active shooters in the building so the firefighters can’t go in, and SWAT can’t breach because of the fire… But it falls on deaf ears because Derek is already scaling the wall.
He knows what he is doing is not just stupid but likely suicidal, but he just can’t stay and wait until Stiles gets burned alive. Derek cautiously slithers through smoke-filled hallways when someone sneaks behind him.
“Hale?! What the hell are you doing here?”
There is a tall figure leaning onto the door frame, a silhouette Derek instantly recognizes.
“I’m protecting my investment”.
Derek moves closer only to grab Stiles when he slides down on the floor. The detective is clutching his side, hand glistening with blood.
“Yeah, I might’ve to call a rain check on our date…”
Derek pulls him up into a bridal carry and charges for the exit, his heart skipping a beat when Stiles wraps his arms around him. He doesn’t notice how another figure dashes through the smoke towards them, gun in hand, and jerks when a shot rings through the hallway. The figure drops dead and Stiles puts his gun back into his holster, head falling into the crook of Derek’s neck.
“I think it’s the last of them”.
**
It takes 4 days, 2 “accidental” fires, and a head of the Trauma department dr. Martin threatening to kill both Derek and Stiles and dispose of the bodies any of 32 untraceable ways Stiles was so kind to teach her while he was bored, but Stilinski finally gets released from the hospital into the care of the fire captain.
Derek starts the Camaro while Stiles is chatting about something, and asks admiringly,
“Can you please shut up?”
Stiles leans in closer and whispers make me, sending a shiver down Derek’s spine.
**
It takes another week for them to finally go on a proper date, but Derek is completely ok with the waiting because Stiles makes it worth Derek’s while.
Ok, but Sweeney Todd AU
Peter is Sweeney
Stiles is Ms. Lovett
Lydia is Toby
Derek is the Judge
Malia is Joanna
Scott is Antony
Isaac is Beadle
But instead of Todd being married to someone else who is still alive, Mrs. Lovett was telling the truth when she said Peter's wife was dead.
In the midst of all this drama, let us never forget that Stiles was the one who went out of his way to learn about Derek’s past. Not Scott, not Isaac, Stiles. Let us never forget that.
Let’s not forget that Stiles was the one to run to Derek to provide him with physical and emotional comfort when boyd died. Not Isaac. Not Jennifer. Not Cora. But Stiles. Let us never forget.
Let’s not forget that in the midst of Stiles’ father being kidnapped/soon to be sacrificed and Scott leaving with Deucalion Stiles could have easily left Derek on the floor of the elevator to be found by the cops, but instead went back for him and screamed at him and slapped him so that he would wake up and could get somewhere safe. Let’s not ever forget that.
SO SAY WE ALL
Pansexual culture is being highly invested in both the male protagonist and female antagonist of Sinbad
Pretty Brown Eyes
A/N: It was supposed to be mostly smut, and turned into three thousand words of plot and mush. There is still smut though. This is also my first time writing porn so… I may turn this into a chaptered pic, who knows.
Summary: Stiles moved to L.A. and became a powerful magic user. He meets a nice bar owner, who actually turns out to be the Devil. Stiles makes a deal, and has some hot sex in exchange for information.
Pairing: Stiles Stilinski/Lucifer
Word Count: 3,000
Stiles hates L.A. Plain and simple. The place is a hell hole and attracts the supernatural like nothing else. Makes sense though, what with all the posers and sin happening there. Stiles asked himself everyday why he was even here, and then he would remind himself that he really didn’t have anywhere else to be. His father had retired and the pack had rejected him. Which, let’s be honest, hurt like a mother. No one just got over being told they were a liability and then systematically iced out of what they had come to consider a family. He had sacrificed so much for the pack of Beacon Hills, and he didn’t understand how they could just toss him aside.
Imagine Derek in booty shorts on a hot day.