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Scott and Kip are such menaces in Common Goal.

Personal favorite moment is Eric coming out to Scott and being like “but please don’t tell Kip that Kyle and I have gotten close” and Scott’s like “of course buddy, your secret is safe with me”

Cut to like two chapters later and Kip’s nosy ass is interrogating Kyle like “So Scott told me you and Eric have gotten pretty close…. care to comment on that?”

#no cuz this actually pissed me off

petvampire

ilya stop having beef with scott hunter challenge level: impossible

someonecomegettheirchild

No One:

Skip throughout the entirety of Common Goal:

bagel-with-creamcheese

Ilya’s an asshole? Ilya “stayed at a children’s hospital so much later than his teammates he had to get a cab home” Rozanov? Ilya “he’d probably buy them all Ferraris” Rozanov? Ilya “there will be a trust set up for my niece” Rozanov? Ilya “didn’t retaliate when his brother said horrible things to him including a gay slur but attacked him when he dared insult Svetlana” Rozanov? Ilya “played in the pool with his teammates kids” Rozanov? Ilya “delayed practice 15 minutes so the team could play with a puppy” Rozanov? Ilya “the only nhl member outside of Scott’s friends to support him at Scott hunter night after his very public coming out” Rozanov? Ilya “collecting queer hockey players so his camp can be super inclusive” Rozanov? Ilya “trying to create a safe space” Rozanov? Mmmm I don’t think so

destialpal

ILYA ROZANOV IS SO FUCKING FUNNY IN THE OTHER BOOKS MAN LIKE WDYM YOURE AT THE ALL STARS AND THE FIRST THING YOU ASK ERIC BENNETT UPON FINDING OUT HES BISEXUAL IS “did you fuck that blond teenager yet” BRO CUT IT OUT YOU CANT SAY THAT

shhhhimwatchingthis

The most dangerous thing about being a queer hockey player in the Game Changer universe is NOT being outed to the homophobic NHL its the 100% chance of experiencing an Ilya Rozanov jump scare.

like you will end the interaction with good advice and your life improved. but also it's Ilya Rosanov. he was kind of a dick the whole time. and now you owe him a favour. it's excruciating.

rosehathawhey

Matthew Finlan as Kyle Swift HEATED RIVALRY | 1x03

freenowrightnow

ilya rozanov pops into the other books in the game changers series for the sole purpose of reading men to filth and then rage baiting them to insanity

petvampire

‘why does ilya rozanov want to hang out with you?’

because he’s the queer hockey player whisperer, eric, and he smelled your conflicted bisexuality from halfway across the country.

sunnybearvampire

Ilya Rozanov, the icon that he is, has his own little romance in Heated Rivalry and then proceeds to play the role of a gay fairy godmother in every subsequent book. He just comes in, clocks everyone who's queer, tells them what is wrong with them, encourages them to get together with their partners and pursue their happiness and then fucks off to go have sex with Shane. King shit.