@lynd3w - Tumblr Blog

so tumblr notes are correct abt the condoms, right? all the bsky things about condom and strap are capable of being true but the ''huge cock'' thing is the correct answer right?

me going back in time and telling my childhood self that in the future when ive made it as an artist i will take to the internet to canonize my fictional characters genitals post hoc.

danbalchung

ex bosses

mewvore

At that stage of my life where I just accept princess daisy has a penis. I look at art of her and think "thats good but they forgot her bulge" as if Nintendo made her hung like a donkey at some point and it became fact on the mario wiki you could look up. A supper mario broth post thats like "Nintendo omitted her dick outline in the biker suit in mario kart wii but the files show unused models for both flaccid and erect"

mewvore

She and Rosalina both have one and they talk about toys whenever theyre done with mario party

girl-detector

disqualifiedhuman

🩶

ashes2caches

you need to love and comfort that tgirl with a stomach ache… and rub her cute belly too…

pileofknives

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

illyadolatry

just like. for the crowd.

here's the sexual content guidelines saying nudity is ok

here's the bit from the termination email telling you you can make a new account as long as it doesn't break the same rule

here's the guidelines for what counts as explicit (not mature, aka grounds for content deletion)

here's the section telling us that you will always be able to respond to content getting flagged as explicit (lie)

here's the section where it says you will be notified when your accunt gets terminated, and that the appeals are reviewed by humans (both lies)

and by the way, posting a single thing against ToS isn't supposed to be grounds for deletion, (this is what the termination email is warning you about)

sharing content without content labels isn't either

sashimi55

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

dambiex

konoko

what you see when you treat me well

ashes2caches

i turned a transfem into a life-size wind-up doll and yes she gets a little horny whenever I wind her up.

#me

yokowan

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

yokowan

this post has taught me that everyone who owns a magnetic knife strip thinks they're the only person in the world who does

contemptible-scoundrel

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

contemptible-scoundrel

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

teaboot

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

justlightmeonfire

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

teaboot

Also the amulet

whimsicalmayhem

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

teaboot

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

madeofklay

I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it

teaboot

Holy Shit

lieutenant-sappho

"Harpy so fat her wings don't even work anymore so they're basically made to show how expressive she is like an animal tail." - our glorious Knightmaid