[flipchild]

1 hit off this and i start to find myself

[probuccalfat]

everyone told me not to bring the monkey.

[lucumiau]

"Kris, this can't just be a me and you thing. It needs to be... Goku's thing, too"

[tramontane-fire]

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.

[kiwawah]

(ralsei laughs btw)

[veryberryskye]

sorry i missed the gala of suitors i was outside picking on the weird girl in the garden tending to weird looking plants. yeah she had a little shack with a cauldron back there it was gross. anyways she gave me something to drink and now im madly in love with her so we need to start planning a wedding or whatever

[drcuriouslxix]

Sorry I missed the crones' union meeting. The fuckingg princess showed up??? She wouldn't leave until I gave her a dr pepper. She got this really weird look in her eyes drinking it. I guess shes only used to beverages with 22 or fewer flavors

[veryberryskye]

oooohh the love potion worked i cant believe you gave me a love potion im so in love its so effective lets make out

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[sabinedoespeople]

Dragons are either fetishized to no end and subjects to the horniest posts ever thirsting over our cool shaped dicks, or people want to murder us for some imaginary inherent evil or because they have exactly one exemple of a dragon destroying the village of a friend of a friend of a friend they vaguely know, and then they create legends and launch campaigns to demonize us

Therefore dragons are TMA

[mid-evil-werewolf]

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

[mid-evil-werewolf]

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

[mid-evil-werewolf]

No hate on you because you’re braver than any US marine for that but I think we might have been having wildly different experiences

[c3rvida3]

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

[c3rvida3]

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

[bunnygirlbree]

30+ year old trans women my beloved

Everyone say thank you 30+ year old trans women

[thememedaddy]

[trangoldin]

[angelic-soyo]

pilot girl unaware that it forgot to stop broadcasting is currently inside the cockpit sobbing to its jet about how it wants to take her home to give her the wedding she deserves and that it’s tired of fighting

[ensalada-de-lengua-de-pajaritos]

[crabs-and-bongos]

[fini-mun]

Was working on a panel and then suddenly I decided to live vicariously through Tails and have him address the important things in life.

[computationalcalculator]

[joyflameball]